Drawing Jokes
150 drawing jokes and hilarious drawing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drawing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes and cartoons using drawing! This article explores the use of drawing to create funny, lighthearted comic relief. It takes a look at different styles of drawing, including blood, pictures, photos, ke, comics and murals. Learn how to take your drawing to the next level and create something truly comedic. Make your audience laugh with this in-depth guide to drawing jokes.
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Funniest Drawing Short Jokes
Short drawing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drawing humour may include short draws jokes also.
- A man arrived to a Duel with only a pen and a piece of paper He proceeded to draw his weapon
- Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
- The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
- My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture. Wow thanks I'm cured.
- What has the head of a dog, the body of a pig, and the legs of a spider? My daughter's drawing of a snake.
- My wife has been penciling in her eyebrows lately… I think that she draws them a little high, so I told her. She just looked at me surprised
- What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves? Low Key.......!
- I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
- I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares
- I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised.
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Drawing One Liners
Which drawing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drawing? I can suggest the ones about draft and sketch.
- Why do North Koreans draw line so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
- Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines? Because they have a supreme ruler
- Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
- I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... She looked surprised.
- Does anyone know how to draw a very realistic bullet? Because I'm drawing a blank.
- What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy
- I'll do Algebra, even put up with Trigonometry But Graphing is where I draw the line
- How do you draw the most realistic fish? It must be drawn to scale.
- What do you call a chicken's sidewalk drawing? A chalk-a-doodle-do!
(Cr - I watched a soccer game that ended in a 1-1 draw... No 1-1
- I don't trust people who can draw... They all seem kinda sketchy.
- New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson
- How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
- I drink alcohol without hesitation, but drugs, …drugs is where I draw the line.
- I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw.
Drawing Blood Jokes
Here is a list of funny drawing blood jokes and even better drawing blood puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood. - Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable." Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag." - Why does the blonde nurse take a red pen to work? In case she has to draw blood.
- Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood
- Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood
- Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood.
- Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood.
- Why did Count Dracula fail art class? He could only draw blood.
- VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet?
* A bullet can draw blood
* A bullet can be fired
* A bullet can only kill one person - What do an artist and a phlebotomist have in common? They both know how to draw blood.
Drawing Pictures Jokes
Here is a list of funny drawing pictures jokes and even better drawing pictures puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?
- My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pick up artist.
- Since passing my art exam, I've become very patronizing. If you don't know what that means, I'll draw you a picture.
- If someone draws pictures of Eminem for a living. Are they a professional martial artist?
- I was stalked for hours by a creepy dude who kept following me everywhere and drawing pictures of me He was really sketching me out.
- A man approached me, asking if he could draw a picture of me. He sketched me out.
- Does anyone know who this rorshach guy is? He wont stop drawing pictures of my parents fighting
- Who was this Rorschach guy and why was he so obsessed with drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
- Did you hear about the artist who only draws pictures of large crowds staring at her? She's been drawing a lot of attention.
- Do I have to draw you a picture? I said I'm tired of you always taking everything so figuratively.
Drawing Art Jokes
Here is a list of funny drawing art jokes and even better drawing art puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the winter solstice attend the art class? It wanted to "draw" attention to itself.
- I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw
- I'm fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music. But art class is where I draw the line.
- Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school So they could learn how to draw blood
- I was in an art competition last week. It ended in a draw.
- Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw
- In an art class The teacher ask the students to draw an animal
So one of them drew a dot
The teacher ask him what is this
He said " an elephant standing far away " - I can make digital art and canvas art easily. But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
- They should end soccer games with an art competition. That way it would be win, lose or draw.
- My 2 friends got into an intense art competition. It ended up being a draw!
Drawing Board Jokes
Here is a list of funny drawing board jokes and even better drawing board puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat. I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
- Back to the Drawing Board (after the Apocalypse)
God: *sigh* "Ok. This time I'm going to make them all the same color. - What did the architect do after his wife left him? He went back to the drawing board.
- I write out all my jokes in chalk because it helps me refine them... But this one is going nowhere so it's back to the drawing board.
- I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw.
Amusing & Witty Drawing Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about drawing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graph jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drawing pranks.
I used to think my drawings made me autistic...
it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston.
A drunk guy enters a Catholic church
A drunk guy enters a Catholic church. He stumbles along, talks with the statues and finally enters the confessional where he sits down quietly on the chair. The priest patiently waits for him then coughs a bit but he gets no reaction. He waits a little while longer and knocks in the wall, finally drawing the drunk's attention:
-Stop the knocking, fool, there's no toilet paper in here either!
Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians?
Because drawing is the only way to make a comic s**....
What do you call an American Drawing?
A Yankee Doodle.
I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but he is really good at drawing pictures of my disappointed father.
Credit to one of the writers of the Daily Show when I saw him do stand up, but I don't remember the name.
My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good,
I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?
Sketchup
True story: Someone put a newspaper clipping on my desk containing a drawing that I made!
I guess you could say I had my work cut out for me.
Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?
'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Why do artists smell so bad?
They're too busy drawing their bath to ever actually get in it.
I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car.
I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize.
Some people have argued the artistic legitimacy of drawing borders.
It's almost there.
I think it's borderline art.
Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
So who is this "Rorschach" guy...
...And why does he love drawing pictures of n**... men?
For those who get Jewish humor...
A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.
"I'm drawing God," she says.
The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."
"They will in 5 minutes."
I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...
I think they were plotting something.
Kid: Mom! look at my drawing
Mom: Wow! what a great dinosaur you draw!
Kid: Mom don't be ridiculous! that's you!
An angel walks in to God's office while He's creating the world...
and sees God drawing on his notepad a roundish thing with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. The angel says "Hi God, what are you doing?"
"I'm working on the human being," says God,
"But that's not due until the sixth day, today's only the third!"
"I know, I'm just planning a head!"
I wrote a song about drawing maps,
but it never made the charts.
TIL that kids are better at making abstract drawing than adults
because they s**... at drawing.
Two blondes are drawing money from an ATM. One of them says to the other...
I love the sound of money being printed.
Man walks into a bar
He goes up to the bartender and tells him he would like to have 7 beers lined up right in front of him. As the bartender is drawing his beers, he asks him, "So, it seems you might be celebrating something. What might it be, if you don't mind me asking?" Man tells him that he is celebrating his very first b**.... The bartender tells him "That's great, congratulations!" The man tells him "You don't understand, I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
A police f**... artist tried drawing a suspect's face...
It was a bit *sketchy*
inspired by the girl who was surprised after drawing her eyebrows too high
I tried to tell this foreign exchange student that she drew one of her eyebrows higher than the other, but I don't think her English was very good because she looked confused
My friend s**... her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high.
When I told her, she looked surprised.
I love this time of the year...
when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7
A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class...
Her teacher asked her "What's that?"
"It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible." She replied
The teacher, an atheist, told her "You know that didn't really happen."
She kept drawing "When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."
"What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished.
The girl, still drawing "Then you ask him"
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?
Tracey
What time does a Mexican artist who likes drawing watches start?
tres a clock.
My mom told me I was autistic
But I'm not good at drawing.
My little boy was drawing pictures.
I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken b**...!'
I've noticed that women are natural born artists
From drawing eyebrows to drawing conclusion.
Why was the physics teacher n**...?
He was drawing free-body diagrams!
To settle their differences, Jesus and Muhammed agree to pistols at dawn, Jesus wins...
...because drawing Muhammed is forbidden.
I accidentally stabbed myself with a tablet pen the other day...
...I ended up drawing blood.
A Russian artist was drawing a landscape and he messed up...
...so he had to retrace his steppes.
I quit going to the doctor because he kept insisting on drawing blood every visit..
Screw that Dr. Acula
A broke man goes to a famous lawyer...
"I have no money but I can give you an original Picasso drawing"
"That sounds good! What are you accused of?"
"stealing a Picasso drawing."
I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor
Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?
I'm bad at reading social cues, can't make eye contact, am really good at drawing, and don't pick up on sarcasm...
I think I might be artistic.
Did you see that police drawing of that guy on the news?!?
He looked sketchy
What do you call a rooster drawing a doodle?
c**...-a-doodle-do!
I'm thinking about getting a job as a tattoo artist.
I s**... at drawing and could use the practice.
I dunno who this Rorschach guy is
Or why he's so obsessed with drawing d**...
I remember having this little plastic cut out shapes to help with drawing when I was little.
I used to be really obsessive about them actually, I'd spend hours. But there would always be more to draw around.
Then I had this realization, that I'd never be done. I'd run out before I could finish. It was weirdly horrifying and morbid.
But anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.
A man witnesses a m**...
The police bring him in to a sketch artist, the sketch artist asks him questions about the m**... until he finishes his drawing. The sketch artist then asks the man "does this look like the m**...?" the man replies with "it's an awful good drawing and all, but it looks nothing like the picture I took".
What did the infertile artist say when he couldn't think of anything to sketch?
"I'm only drawing blanks here..."
Beard & Glasses
Whenever I see a man with a beard, glasses and a moustache and i think "there goes a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people drawing on photographs of himself"
I've been drawing some astronomical objects, but they haven't come out the way I'd hoped
on the bright side, I guess they could be messier.
A police artist is drawing a sketch.
Police artist: "So, he had grey hair, grey eyes, grey shoes, medium build, no glasses and wore a grey suit."
Dog: "Correct!"
Mr Potato
I ordered 'Mr Potato' online but he hasn't arrived yet. I can't wait so have been drawing diagrams of how I may assemble him. You could say I'm planning a head.
I put my name into a drawing in order to win a tiny broom used to clean beef.
I hope I win this sweep steaks
When I was younger I used to have these little plastic cut outs for drawing around.
I'd do them all the time, almost compulsively, but there would always be more. I'd spend hours and never run out. Then I realised, I'd never be done, I'd never accomplish anything because there would always be more and long after I stopped or died they'd be there.
Anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.
An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?
The coffin painter
Why did the one drawing not trust the other drawing?
It was being sketchy.
What is one skill you can pick up from the Logan Paul and KSI fight?
Drawing.
TIFU by drawing the wrong gun
My platoon was ordered to draw guns either MP5 or MP7.
I took the P90 and said oops, wrong sub.
I'm starting to get a bit self conscious about my weight [oc]
When I went for a physical last week I asked the nurse to weigh me after drawing blood but before giving me the flu shot.
I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve.
What a plot twist
At the doctor's office, the nurse asked me if I was OK with drawing blood.
I said "I've never done it before, but I'm willing to give it a shot."
Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio
The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
Jazz hands
Worker one: why does j**... the maintenance guy always do jazz hands after hes finished looking inside the copy machine?
Worker two: is part of his routine maintenance
(I wanted to do this joke as a picture but im lazy and bad at drawing, also sorry for the bad joke)
I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood.
I guess they didn't want me to use crayon.
What do you call an artist who had a vasectomy?
Seriously, does anyone know?
I'm drawing a blank here.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high
She looked surprised
My son had a bad habit of drawing everywhere. First he started vandalising his toys, then the newspapers and eventually the furniture. But when he drew on the walls I had to stop him.
Because that's where I draw the line
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looks surprised.
I took a figure drawing class at a nudest camp...
The model was the only one wearing any clothes.
You know the smallest things can get you fired, one time I got fired because I ripped up a c**... drawing I did
Boy am I never gonna be a tattoo artist again
My friend is a pickup artist but has no success with women
Its probably because he spends most of his time drawing F-150s
A girl in art class
A little girl was in art class. The teacher walked up to her and asked: What are you drawing? The little girl replied I'm drawing a picture of God. But nobody knows what God looks like! The teacher said. They will in a minute. the girl replied
A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality. He drew a circle on a paper.
And asked the patient, What does this remind you of?
The patient answered, s**....
The shrink drew a square and asked again, What does this remind you of?
s**..., the patient replied.
Then the doctor drew a triangle.
It reminds me of s**..., the patient stated.
You seem to be obsessed with s**..., the shrink told the patient.
*I'm* obsessed with s**...? *You're* the one who's drawing the dirty pictures!
Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]
**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that's him
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