Drawing Art Jokes
37 drawing art jokes and hilarious drawing art puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drawing art that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Drawing Art Short Jokes
Short drawing art jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drawing art humour may include short drawing pictures jokes also.
- Why did the winter solstice attend the art class? It wanted to "draw" attention to itself.
- I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw
- I'm fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music. But art class is where I draw the line.
- Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school So they could learn how to draw blood
- Since passing my art exam, I've become very patronizing. If you don't know what that means, I'll draw you a picture.
- In an art class The teacher ask the students to draw an animal
So one of them drew a dot
The teacher ask him what is this
He said " an elephant standing far away " - I can make digital art and canvas art easily. But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.
- They should end soccer games with an art competition. That way it would be win, lose or draw.
- Some people have argued the artistic legitimacy of drawing borders. It's almost there.
I think it's borderline art. - A friend is part way through an ARTS degree. Its going really well.
They are now an expert at drawing corks.
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Drawing Art One Liners
Which drawing art one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drawing art? I can suggest the ones about painting art and drawing.
- I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw.
- Why did Count Dracula fail art class? He could only draw blood.
- I was in an art competition last week. It ended in a draw.
- Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw
- My 2 friends got into an intense art competition. It ended up being a draw!
- I asked my art teacher how to draw people. He suggested I work on my personality
- Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw
- That's the last time my art teacher ever asked me to draw blood.
- Me and my friends had an art contest It ended in a draw.
Drawing Art Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about drawing art you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean draws jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drawing art pranks.
A girl in art class
A little girl was in art class. The teacher walked up to her and asked: What are you drawing? The little girl replied I'm drawing a picture of God. But nobody knows what God looks like! The teacher said. They will in a minute. the girl replied
I took this art class and the teacher said, draw anything.
So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.
I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, You didn't draw anything.
I said Yes I did.
She said, No you didn't.
I said Um... last time I checked, water was clear, so I guess you didn't see it.
The teacher must've had some anger management issues because she grabbed my canvas, threw it on the ground, and started jumping on it. After the third jump, she tripped and fell right on her a**....
I said, Oof, be careful... Water is slippery.
Pupil shows art for teacher
A pupil came and showed something that he draw. He said that he drawed a cow eating grass. The teacher said: But there's nothing there! Then the pupil said: It's because the cow ate all the grass and went away to look for some more grass.
*Excuse my grammar, not perfect at english*
I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...
He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.
It was the spitting image of me.
My friend draws beautiful n**..., starting from the feet, up. They're amazing art but he always throws them all away...
I think it's 'cuz he always finishes on the faces.
A true story...
Me: My art style is practical and realistic. Not at all weird!
Me: practicing drawing eyes
Me: screws up
Me: d**... eye ice-cream!
Pumped up kicks
Everyone was having a great time at the school art fair until a kid decided to draw a gun.
A Man saw My Drawing And Collapsed To The Floor...
The Doctors identified that he had coronary art disease.
My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis
I think im going to fail since I just drew police box.