The Best 16 Drawers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drawers jokes. There are some drawers dresser jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drawers trouser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drawers Jokes and Puns

Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.

The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."

The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I burned them."

The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."

The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

A man goes to his proctologist for an exam...

The doctor tells him to drop his drawers and let him know when he feels his thumb. After a few seconds, the doctor asks the man if he can feel it and the man replies no. A few seconds later, the doctor asks again. This time the man says yes he can feel the doctors thumb. At this point, the doctor leans over and waving both thumbs at the guys face says Surprise!

Three nuns are talking.

The first nun says, you would never believe what i discovered.

Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun.

oh that's nothing." said the second one, "i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one.

" what did u do with them?" said the first nun.

The second nun responds with pride ," I poked **holes** in all of them."

The third nun screams, oh shit..."

Drawers joke, Three nuns are talking.

Why does Mike Pence keep all of his clothes in drawers?

Because he can't stand anything coming out of the closet.

How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom.

Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.


Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke!

A dresser without drawers.

Hiking

Two women are hiking in the wilds, and they arrive at a chasm over a river with an old bridge. One of the women announces she needs to pee and proceeds to drop her drawers, but before she begins, she looks down and exclaims in a startled voice, "There is a canoe below me full of moose meat!"

The other woman looks over the side of the bridge and says, "Oh silly, that's just your reflection in the water."

Drawers joke, Hiking

A man goes to the doctor for an annual checkup

When the doctor walks in he looks at the man's chart and says although it is awkward, I believe you are the right age for a prostate exam.
The man sighs, bends over the table and drops his drawers.
Now just to let you know this may cause an erection, warns the doctor.
I think I'll be fine, the man replied
I wasn't talking about you.

furniture disease

i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news.
turns out i have the furniture disease.
its where your chest hangs down past your drawers

Today i offended a group of drawers

Apparently they prefer the term "artists"

I dropped in at my ex's house to pick up a few things. While rummaging through her drawers I was surprised to find about 20 different types of medication.

I was expecting more...

You can explore drawers cupboard reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean drawers drawer dad jokes. There are also drawers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A woman was searching through her boyfriend's drawers and found a swastika

It was a red flag.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

To the person who invented the drawers

I don't know how you pulled this one out.

"I can't find my gun"

I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers.

My grandma suffers from Furniture Disease.

Her chest fell into her drawers.

Drawers joke, My grandma suffers from Furniture Disease.

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