The Best 40 Drawer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drawer jokes. There are some drawer locker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drawer box puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drawer Jokes and Puns

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat...

so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

Three nuns were talking about their chores...

Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"

"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.

"I threw them away." The first nun replies.

The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"

"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.

"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.

The third nun fainted.

Three nuns are talking after having cleaned the priest's desk.

The first one says "I found nude pictures on his desk so I tore them".

The second one says "good for you sister. I found condoms in his drawer so I put holes in them".

The third nun fainted.

Drawer joke, Three nuns are talking after having cleaned the priest's desk.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.

The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."

The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I burned them."

The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."

The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.


There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it

mattress will fall out.

My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish

*cringe*

Drawer joke, My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish

A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife.

He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...

A man walks into a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Saw a cucumber in my Wife's nightstand drawer...

Was really proud of her for sticking to her diet.

The worst moment in a child's life....

"Mum, the TV remote needs new batteries. Where can I find some?"

"Check the top drawer in my bedroom, there should be some in there."

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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

A blonde walks in on her husband cheating on her

Sobbing uncontrollably, she pulls out the gun from the drawer and puts the barrel under her chin.

"No, honey! Don't! I'm sorry; don't leave me alone with the kids!"

Glaring through her tears, the blonde yells:

"Oh, don't worry. You're going to be next."

[Blonde] A blonde comes home early and finds her husband with another girl...

...so she runs out of the room and the husband follows her. She gets to the kitchen and grabs a gun from the drawer and points it at her head. The husband starts crying as tells her, "Wait don't do it I still love you it was just a mistake!" The blonde replies, "Shut up you're next!"

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Drawer joke, What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer?

Clothes.

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model...

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.

I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.

what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer?

I learned it from watching ewe!


Condom

Many years ago

Just before leaving to meet my first real girlfriend,
My Dad pulled me into his bedroom,
He opened his bedside drawer and handed me a condom.
With a wink he said, 'Take care, Son, I'm proud of you'

To this day I'm not sure what was worse:

My Dad's knowledge and pride in what I was about to do,
or
Having used a condom that was intended for my Mother.

I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman.

I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

I gently slid her panties to the side...

....so I could fit her socks into the drawer

A guy starts his first day at a bakery...

The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.

"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."

"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.

"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."

Our newborn got into my wife's underwear drawer and got all tangled up in her undergarments. My wife was worried, but I told her...

Ain't nothin' but a G-string baby.

When I was a toddler, my Italian mother caught me in her study.

I'd gotten into a drawer full of Greek plays. She walked in to catch me tearing Hippolytus in half. I'd done the same to others as well. The Bacchae, Heracles, Madea. As I stood there, happily shredding what had to be a 120 year old text, she began flailing and screaming.

"My a-beautiful boy, why? Why-a Euripides?"

My dog got into my sock drawer today...

I had to re-pair all my socks.

The best part about Halloween is the trick or treaters....

...What a great way to get rid of all those old ketchup and hot sauce packets in the kitchen drawer

Roommate: Where did you put the label maker?

Me: In the drawer labelled sex-stuff

I bought my wife a gift for Christmas and hid it in the perfect spot, a place she would never look.

I put it in her lingerie drawer.

My wife began reading 'The Exorcist'.

She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. That night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

A chemist puts his money in a drawer and goes to sleep. The next day, he finds all his money has disappeared. Why?

Because the drawer also had antimony.

I'm a man trapped in a woman's body

Now I know not to keep the superglue and the lube in the same drawer.

I'm such a bad drawer.

I can't hold clothes for my life.

I like to keep a gun in my nightstand drawer just in case someone breaks in

That way I can shoot myself to avoid social interaction

(Came up with this one from a meme I just saw) There's a bee in the drawer of my side table that buzzes and makes me think I got a new message on my phone...

Got a bee kiddin me.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife.

Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied... "It's not talcum powder... it's Miracle Grow."

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

He gently slid her panties to one side...

...so the rest of her socks would fit in the drawer.

My toddler just found their way into the drawer where we keep the condoms.

Don't worry, it's all baby-safe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drawer folders jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drawer shelf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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