Drawbridge Jokes
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I was going to buy a drawbridge
But apparently they're let downs.
As I was telling my grandfather goodnight over the phone, he proceeded to tell me "the height of conceit."
Which in his own words:
"You know the height of conceit son? A flea floating on his back down a river, sporting a hard-on, yelling 'OPEN THE DRAWBRIDGE' "
That man.
MOATS!, PORTCULLIS!, DRAWBRIDGE! ARMOURY! BATTLEMENTS! sorry for shouting, I have a condition that makes me shout out things you find in a castle..
It's called TURRETS!
Its true, I have too much time on my hands: Why did the French Knight hang his impressionist painting on the drawbridge.
He wanted to put his Monet where his moat was.
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