The Best 16 Drastically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drastically jokes. There are some drastically grossly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drastically immensely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Drastically Jokes and Puns

Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer?

School shootings.

The cost of balloons has risen drastically over the past few years...

...Due to inflation.

This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate sex drive in a significant percentage of women.

It's wedding cake.

Drastically joke, This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate sex drive in a significant percent

I found a way to drastically lose weight while sleeping!

and the money from selling my organs isn't bad either.

Did you know that bus drivers are good for more than driving the bus.

Thanks to them the pregnancy rate in nuns has dropped drastically


Husband proudly announces to his wife:

- Honey, I decided that it is time for me to drastically change my life position!

Wife, who knows him better than anyone, sarcastically asks:
-Are you sure sitting on the TV and watching the sofa is a good idea?

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

Drastically joke, A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune

Pollution levels have come down so drastically

That my wife is now seeing things from my point of view!

TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years

It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.

One reason not to die.

Its bad for your health and can drastically reduce life expectancy.

The first time someone drastically changed the Bible people probably thought "Wow...

...loose canon."

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Colons can drastically change the meanings of sentences, far more than commas.

For example,

I come in a car

I come in a colon

Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves?

Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!

Due to an increase of home invasions in Paris

The number of people sleeping with a white flag beside their bed has spiked drastically

Commas can change the meaning of a sentence drastically

Let's eat, Grandma.

Let's eat commas.

As of recent, Indias economy has drastically grown overtaking European economies....

I put it down to increased exports of white cotton sheets to the US.

Drastically joke, As of recent, Indias economy has drastically grown overtaking European economies....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drastically konami jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drastically astronomically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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