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Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.

Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastically. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."

Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"


Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer?

School shootings.


The cost of balloons has risen drastically over the past few years...

...Due to inflation.


This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate sex drive in a significant percentage of women.

It's wedding cake.


A kid was doing horribly in math class..

He always brought home an F or C- on his report card. His parents decided to put him in a private catholic school to help him improve. All of a sudden his grades improved drastically. He had an A+ on every report card for Math. His parents finally asked, "Son, what changed? How did you improve so much in your Math class?" He responded, "Well, when I walked in to class on the first day I saw a picture of a man nailed to a plus sign, so I knew they meant business."


I found a way to drastically lose weight while sleeping!

and the money from selling my organs isn't bad either.


Did you know that bus drivers are good for more than driving the bus.

Thanks to them the pregnancy rate in nuns has dropped drastically


Life starts with everyone cheering you when you poop

It goes drastically downhill from there


TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years

It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.


One reason not to die.

Its bad for your health and can drastically reduce life expectancy.


A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."


The first time someone drastically changed the Bible people probably thought "Wow...

...loose canon."


Colons can drastically change the meanings of sentences, far more than commas.

For example,

I come in a car

I come in a colon


Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves?

Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!


Doing business and doing your business are two drastically different things.

One is a shitty person doing a shitty thing where as the other is multiple shitty people doing multiple shitty things.


Due to an increase of home invasions in Paris

The number of people sleeping with a white flag beside their bed has spiked drastically


Feeling very cynical, I started a "Fuck Everybody" club.

My turnout was good- unfortunately my audience was entirely composed of drastically undersexed people who identified as pansexual, and they had something completely different in mind.

Disclaimer: Just as with any other orientation (aside from asexuality), people who identify as pansexual are not any more or less horny than the rest of us. Especially when compared to /u/Vargas.


As of recent, Indias economy has drastically grown overtaking European economies....

I put it down to increased exports of white cotton sheets to the US.


Commas can change the meaning of a sentence drastically

Let's eat, Grandma.

Let's eat commas.


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