Drastically Jokes

20 drastically jokes and hilarious drastically puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drastically that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Drastically Short Jokes

Short drastically jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drastically humour may include short wildly jokes also.

  1. I told my mate that I had finally retired my aging car. He asked if I'd sold it or scrapped it.. I said nothing that drastic, I just put a new set of Michelins on it.
  2. Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
  3. The Russian economy is improving drastically. Soon even the poorest Russian will be a billionaire.
  4. I'm about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes. I have to take a course in anchor management.
  5. Why will Congress never impeach Trump? Republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term, even if it was a drastic accident.
  6. The cost of balloons has risen drastically over the past few years... ...Due to inflation.
  7. I found a way to drastically lose weight while sleeping! and the money from selling my organs isn't bad either.
  8. Did you know that bus drivers are good for more than driving the bus. Thanks to them the pregnancy rate in nuns has dropped drastically
  9. Starbucks makes a drastic move to their menu to improve community relations Patrons may no longer order black coffee.
  10. Addiction has drastic affects on your body. I used to be addicted to washing powder. I'm clean now.

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Drastically One Liners

Which drastically one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drastically? I can suggest the ones about frantically and furiously.

  1. Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer? School shootings.
  2. What do a programmer and a hitman have in common? "off by one" is a drastic failure
  3. What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures.

Drastically joke, What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

Howlingly Hilarious Drastically Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about drastically you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extremely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drastically pranks.

Should I beat my kids?

I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated
My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.
But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation
Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me

This food has been proven to drastically reduce or even eliminate s**... drive in a significant percentage of women.

It's wedding cake.

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

Husband proudly announces to his wife:

- Honey, I decided that it is time for me to drastically change my life position!
Wife, who knows him better than anyone, sarcastically asks:
-Are you sure sitting on the TV and watching the sofa is a good idea?

The Great Cow Escape

A group of cows who were no longer producing the required amount of milk were scheduled to be butchered. They had a long discussion the night before, and decided to try an escape. They used cow mannequins to fool the farmer and snuck out successfully. It was an elaborate plan filled with bravery and heroism. Proving true, once again, that drastic times call for plastic heifers.

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

Drastically joke, A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune