The Best 11 Drastic Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Drastic Jokes and Puns

Should I beat my kids?

I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated

My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.

But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation

Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me

I told my mate that I had finally retired my aging car. He asked if I'd sold it or scrapped it..

I said nothing that drastic, I just put a new set of Michelins on it.

Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids?

Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.

I'm about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes.

I have to take a course in anchor management.

Why will Congress never impeach Trump?

Republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term, even if it was a drastic accident.


Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer?

School shootings.

Starbucks makes a drastic move to their menu to improve community relations

Patrons may no longer order black coffee.

Addiction has drastic affects on your body.

I used to be addicted to washing powder. I'm clean now.

There was a blackout in silicon valley. The event was assumed to have drastic consequences, but...

apparently he was just going for a walk.

What do a programmer and a hitman have in common?

"off by one" is a drastic failure

There's been a drastic change in American foreign policy in recent months...take Iraq,

which we did,

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