The Best 18 Dramatically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dramatically jokes. There are some dramatically strikingly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dramatically importance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dramatically Jokes and Puns

A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.

His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded

"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"

I read that donations to sperm banks have dropped dramatically...

It's probably because, these days, most men do their banking online...

The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer.

Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.

Dramatically joke, The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer.

A colon can dramatically change the meaning of a sentence.

Example:

I ate Julie's sandwich.

I ate Julie's colon.

A mum, dad and their son walk into a pub.

After a few drinks, the dad jumps up onto a table and starts reciting quotes from Shakespeare to his wife. The wife joins in, and responds with, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" Then they dramatically kiss, as the whole pub stops and watches.

The son lifts his face from his palms and says, "Please... mum, dad... you're making a scene".


I saw this pretty homeless lady while I was walking home from work.

So I walked over and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the look on her faced changed dramatically when I picked up her cardboard box and started walking away it.

Tickets for the Indiana State Philharmonic went up dramatically after they doubled the width of the stage.

You didn't think that the ISP would give out twice the band width for free did you?

Dramatically joke, Tickets for the Indiana State Philharmonic went up dramatically after they doubled the width of the

In just 24 hours, my level in English has increased dramatically.

I understood almost all words from the presidential press conference.

NSFW Since my wife's death my sex life has improved dramatically...

She takes it up the ass now.

How to make friends

Next time you are washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand" it is a guaranteed way to make friends. I have never tried it but it is guaranteed

Last year my father had a major stroke.

I walked into his room and was mortified as I saw him froth and violently convulse. His personality changed dramatically, he was never the same after being caught masturbating.

You can explore dramatically psychology reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dramatically tremendously dad jokes. There are also dramatically puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The service in the Cyber Cafe was infuriatingly slow. All the waiters were terrible at their job. Eventually, though, they did a complete restaff, and it improved dramatically.

Turns out all they needed was a server upgrade.

Good news: New HIV Infection Rates Falling Dramatically in Africa.

Bad news: Because everyone is positive now.

A fool does last what a wise man does first. -unknown

Looks like my chances of getting laid improve dramatically the older I get. Sweet!

Guys need your support .

I am starting my new venture, a food App that will help all of you reduce weight dramatically.

Basically it works as follows:

You order, we don't deliver!
Seeking your support as always!!!

I just read that the poaching of elephants and rhinoceroses has dropped dramatically

I am pretty sure this is because roasting, or frying, them is a much tastier way to prepare them.

Dramatically joke, I just read that the poaching of elephants and rhinoceroses has dropped dramatically

Recently, I noticed the price at the air pumps has dramatically increased. Why is this?

Inflation

How many times has the climate of the earth dramatically changed in its full 6,000 year existence?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dramatically tragically jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dramatically hugely piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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