The Best 28 Dramatic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dramatic jokes. There are some dramatic tweet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dramatic instrumental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dramatic Jokes and Puns

A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.

By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.

After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."

"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people.

One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.

Ah, he said, That's my altar ego.

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years...

...until he found a way to overcome this problem.

His friends noticed the dramatic change.

"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied.

'I haven't had a single problem since."

"A thousand a week," said Doug. "You can't afford that, how are you going to pay him?"

"Tom replied, "That's his problem."

when i die I want it to be from being hit by a falling piano

That way my life ends on a dramatic note.


Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves?

On their...

Dramatic Paws

A man decided to visit a fortune teller...

After looking into his hand and into the crystal ball, the fortune teller says in a dramatic tone:

You sir, will be responsible for the death of millions

Shocked and taken aback, the man goes back to his home. Along the way, he passes near a river and sees a small boy drowning helplessly.

Well, if millions of people are going to die because of me, I might at least save one life.

He jumps into the river and pulls the boy out. The shocked mother comes in tears and says:

Oh my dear god, thank you so much Mr., you are a saint. Adolf, you should thank this gentleman yourself.

Dramatic joke, A man decided to visit a fortune teller...

An old engineering professor ...

An old engineering professor was welcoming the incoming class of freshman. "I've been teaching here for over 50 years and have seen some dramatic change over that time. When I started, less than 5% of the class was female, and they all looked like they were kicked in the face by a horse.

"Today, more than half of you are female, but by God, we still have the same horse."

My wife told me my drinking has been out of control lately.

I said "Honey, don't be dramatic. I don't even remember the last time I blacked out."

Dramatic performance

I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words.

What is the most dramatic type of Sandwich?

Ham.

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Art students are so dramatic

Art students are so dramatic deny them one thing and they go off and start a war

I remember the time my cousin completely lost it and threw a giant fit at her 12th birthday party. After she changed her outfit she was fine...

It was a post dramatic dress

Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie?

They will ruin the suspension.

What do you call it?

What do you call it when pregnant women get really dramatic and start making up a bunch of 'what - if' scenarios?


Ovary acting! (I'll see myself out...)

A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

As they enter, the hyperbole is frightened by a shifty looking non sequitur pacing outside the door. The pun just chuckles lightly and reassures the hyperbole (it can be a bit dramatic sometimes). They take their seats at the bar, and the hyperbole finally relaxes. For a moment it had seemed certain that the sketchy non sequitur was entering right behind them, but thankfully, it does not follow.

Dramatic joke, A pun and a hyperbole walk into a bar.

Guy comes home and finds a note on the fridge..

..from his wife. It says "I'm sorry honey, it's not working. I'm leaving, I'll be at my sisters".

Guy is a bit confused, so he opens the fridge and the light comes on. He says "that's weird, seems to be working fine to me. Seems a bit dramatic?"

I'd say Hitler was too dramatic.

I mean, the Holocaust was pretty overkill.

What do you call a dramatic alien?

An extraterrestrial.


I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime "Aladdin".

The concept is a little wishy-washy.

As the world can communicate freely online directly to anyone, we find ourselves in virtual information abundance, spoiled for choice!

You can now choose between funny propaganda, serious propaganda, dramatic propaganda, scary propaganda, or sad propaganda!

My girlfriend always had a flair for the Dramatic Arts. In fact she played the lead in a TV show one time.

Unfortunately that show was "Cops".

What does a cat use to talk?

*DRAMATIC PAWS*

His Meowth

What do you call the earth when a dramatic earthquake happens?

A shakesphere

I hate it when people misappropriate common words to add dramatic emphasis to their statements.

It literally makes me physically ill.

Dramatic

My girlfriend say she loves me. Then she says she hates me. Then she says she loves me. I told her to stop being so palindramatic.

Dramatic joke, Dramatic

When my girlfriend's done wrong it's written all over her face.

I have a flair for the dramatic, so I use a red pen.

I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA.

The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dramatic director puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dramatic thespian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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