The Best 49 Drama Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drama jokes. There are some drama franchise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drama drama queen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drama Jokes and Puns

Dramatic performance

I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words.

So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company

It's going to be called Game of Scones

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

Drama joke, Dramatic Arts

Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?

It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.

You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month?

It won the award for the best period drama


Never date a Theater person...

... wayyy too much Drama...

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Drama joke, What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

PUNJABI STAGE DRAMA 2015

What do you call it when a South African camalid is having problems with her child's school project depicting the 44th Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama! of the United States?

Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama!

Thanks for texting this to me, John.

I think me life is like the Truman Show.

I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.

I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.

I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.

"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.

"Well," I thought, "it might be British."

My local drama society put on an evening of XXX Roman plays. I thought it sounded sexy so I went along. It was just 30 plays.

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did you hear about the new tv crime drama?

Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers

Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. DreҀ™s history of abuse against women

Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!

TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host?

League of Legends.

Because they know drama.

What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common?

They're both period drama

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Drama joke, Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama?

Just stop going to plays!

Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?

It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.


Did you read my mother's retraction of her support of the president over his hyper critical aide's tantrum at the Hindu temple?

It was my mama's Obama's trauma llama Brahma drama reclama.

Look on the bright side of a Trump presidency...

There won't be an America to have this drama four years from now.

A lot of people think the medical drama "House" is funny....

but I think it Hugh-Laurie-ious!

There were three men staying at a ski lodge

They ran out of rooms so all three had a to share a bed
The guy on the right said "I had a really weird drama that I was getting a hand job"
The guy on the left says "I had that exact same dream as well"
Then the guy in the middle said "You perverts, I was dreaming that I was skiing"

I could never go to acting school...

There's way too much drama.

CBS just greenlit a new soap opera centered around stoners

they're calling it "Mellow Drama".

Did you hear about the new family based Irish crime drama show?

It's called CSI: My mammy

I guess, with the new Doctor being female...

It really has become a period drama.
Disclaimer: I'm hyped for the new season :D

My 12 yr old nephew: What do you call a reptile that always starts drama?

An instigator!

Literary joke

My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar

I don't understand people when they say they hate Drama.

I think it's one of the better genres!

Danny Glover made a special appearance at a high school drama class to help teach improv. He only said one line,

"I'm too old for this skit."

What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk?

Drama dairy

I thought it was coffee break...

... when I saw "Java Script" on schedule.

Then I realize it was Speech n Drama.

My mother's sister died

My mother's sister, who was a Greek Drama enthusiast, died yesterday.
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Antigone

What is the most dramatic type of Sandwich?

Ham.

Why are vegetarians never involved in Any drama?

They can't stand beef

I work in traditional Japanese theatre. I really appreciate their "No" drama policy.

In typical Thai fashion...

the cave drama had a happy ending!

Boy comes home and tells dad that he's got a role in school drama playing a man who has been married 25 years.

Dad. "don't worry, one day you'll get a speaking part

What's a cows favorite Tv drama?

Graze Anatomy

With all Gillette drama said and done

I guess it really wasn't meant for sensitive skin

I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments.

It's a mellow drama.

All this drama in the world. Makes me want to watch a nice light movie.

You know... Like Armageddon.

My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it.

I love a play on words.

I've noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month.

It's nothing but period drama.

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop menstruation . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.



Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years.

It is a period drama.

Chernobyl

I know a man who just watched the series drama Chernobyl. He lives right outside of the place.
He says he counted 9 factual mistakes in the drama series on one hand

Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows?

Because they don't want to put up with that drama dairy.

(My wife came up with this, don't hate me.)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drama dromedary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drama literary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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