Drake Jokes

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Funniest Drake Short Jokes

Short drake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drake humour may include short kendrick lamar jokes also.

1. To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive
2. When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?
   You're not supposed to eat the rappers.
   (I literally dreamt this joke)
3. Why does Kidz Bop cover Drake songs? Because Drake's girlfriends have to have a age appropriate way to listen to his songs.
4. For centuries, scientists said Drake and Josh couldn't come to Hulu or Netflix But they found a way, they found a way
5. What are the two possible things that can happen when a ghost writer dies? He becomes a ghost-ghost writer
   Or...
   Drake's career ends either of the two.
6. Poker game I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
   There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
   I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
7. What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking.
   I'll let myself out.
8. What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
9. What is Drake's favourite chord? A minor
10. Can't decide which song is better at the minute... Arctic Monkeys "Four Out Of Five", or Drake "8 out of 10"...

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Drake One Liners

Which drake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drake? I can suggest the ones about dr dre and kanye west.

1. I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms... ...So his farts don't stink
2. I couldn't think of a way to make a Drake and Josh joke sound simple But I found a way
3. I'll say this about Drake Most rappers date nines and tens, but he goes to Eleven
4. The only kids drake doesnt want to be around Are his own
5. Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more
6. What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
7. If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
8. Why is Drake such a good chemist? He can turn an O2 into an O3
9. What do you call a duck that can't sing? Drake.
10. On a scale of 1-10 Drake chose Eleven
11. What song did Drake make after going to the dentist to fix a cavity? In My Fillings.
12. What is drake's favorite computer brand Lenovo
13. What is drake's favorite drug? quack
14. Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old.
15. Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there.

Drake Josh Jokes

Here is a list of funny drake josh jokes and even better drake josh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call Drake and Josh obsessively watching anime? Weeaboobs.

Nathan Drake Jokes

Here is a list of funny nathan drake jokes and even better nathan drake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nathan Drake's nickname shouldn't be Nate It should be fortuNATE

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