Drain Pipe Jokes
3 drain pipe jokes and hilarious drain pipe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drain pipe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Drain Pipe Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good drain pipe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A boy tells his father that humans are cruel
"Hmm okay, but why?" asked the father.
"Well some people out there are hanging horses" said the son.
The father let out a confused chuckle, "What do you mean people are hanging horses?!"
The son tells him "well I overheard mum telling her friend that the plumber who came over to fix the drain pipes was hung like a horse."
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A plumber is working on draining a septic tank when he falls in the p**... and is drowned when the pipe s**... him under. At his f**..., the minister stands up and says:
We are gathered here today to remember our friend, the plumber, >!who was killed in the line of doody.!<
I was talking to my plumber...
I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"
My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."
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