The Best 46 Drain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drain jokes. There are some drain unclog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drain toilet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drain Jokes and Puns

Wife: "I shaved down there. You know what that means..."

Husband: "Yeah, the drain is clogged again."

I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious.

Laughing at my ex-pence.

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor

How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now if you would be so kind as to proceed to bed no.39

Drain joke, In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor

Four engineers in a car...

Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."

After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"

I like my women like I like my drain pipes.

Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall.


Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano.

What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain...

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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,.....

Can a hooker get laid off?

Drain joke, If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,.....

11.34: Arrived at crime scene

11.34: Arrived at crime scene

11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle

11.34: Found murder weapon in drain

11.34: Realised watch was broken

What do you call a urologist who accidentally dumps his entire practice's supply of Flomax down the drain?

In trouble with his peers.

My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up.

So I became a drain on society

How to catch a polar bear

Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Green Peas and an ice saw.

Step one: cut a polar bear sized hole in the ice
Step two: drain the juice from the peas and place them one at a time all the way around the hole you just cut in the ice.
Step three: when the polar bear come along to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

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I just bought a bottle of Drano...

Well that was $4 down the drain.

Did you hear about the rash of manhole cover thefts?

They're calling it the Great Drain Robbery

if a plumber's career can go down the drain...

And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?

A boy tells his father that humans are cruel

"Hmm okay, but why?" asked the father.

"Well some people out there are hanging horses" said the son.

The father let out a confused chuckle, "What do you mean people are hanging horses?!"

The son tells him "well I overheard mum telling her friend that the plumber who came over to fix the drain pipes was hung like a horse."

Trump is doing what he promised, draining the swamp.

You can't build a bigger swamp until you drain the old one

Drain joke, Trump is doing what he promised, draining the swamp.

The number of times my shower drain has been clogged since my girlfriend has moved out has been zero

Also the number of times I've gotten laid since she moved out has also been zero.

What's the most effective way to drain a swamp?

Pour toxic orange sludge into it and the community will mobilize to drain it for you.

I heard Dreamworks next picture will be about ale drinking in the Middle Ages...

It's called "How to Drain Your Flagon".


Moses may have parted the Red Sea...

But tampons were able to drain it.

A dolphin trespassed and took over my pool...

I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.

I had to defrost my fridge but I forgot to empty the drain box.

Now it's just water under the fridge.

I slipped in the shower yesterday...

Almost lost 28 years down the drain...

What was under Prince's autopsy table?

Purple Drain

A small boy saved a clown from a stormwater drain.

Police cannot believe It!

What do you get when you drain a hot tub full of clowns?

Several gallons of laughing stock.

A man noticed another man throwing 50 dollar bills into a drain

What are you doing?!! He asked.

I accidentally dropped a dollar down there the man responded.

So why are you throwing even more money in?

There's no way I am going to crawl down there for just a dollar

A man goes to an asylum and asks

How do you admit your patients? The psychiatrist says Well, we fill a bathtub full of water then give them a spoon, a cup and a bucket then we tell them to empty the bathtub . The man replies I see, so the sane person would take the bucket , and the psychiatrist replies No, the sane person will pull the drain plug. Would you like your room to have a balcony sir?

Bathroom Poetry

This little throne I call my own

I aim to keep it neat

So drain your soul, pee down the hole

And not upon the seat

My wife got mad at me for buying $10,000 worth of toilet paper.

She said i was flushing all of our money down the drain.

Using the latest animated film to potty train my son...

How to drain your dragon.

What do you call it when you drop your keys down the drain.

A peechain

I was talking to my plumber...

I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"

My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."

Armed robbers. Some say they're a drain on society.

But you've got to give it to them...

What happens when you hit someone dyslexic very hard on the head?

Drain bamage

And potentially jail time.

What does a coke freak and a plumber have in common?

They both love to catch a drain.

A woman was caught with drugs in her hand by a cop while in the bathroom of a nightclub

The woman swears that the drugs are not hers and promises that, "They aren't mine - I found them here and I tried to flush them down the toilet. However, every single time I flush the drugs down the drain they just keep re-appearing magically in my hands or my pockets!"

The cop, obviously in disbelief, tells the woman, "Show me."

So the woman tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the woman's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.

"Well," says the cop, "where are the drugs now?"

"What drugs?"

Weight-loss pills are very effective...

They drain your bank account so you don't have money for food.

A detective story

11:45 - arrived at crime scene

11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle

11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain

11:45 - Realised watch was broken

How to make macaroni and cheese

Boil a pot of water, put pasta in water and wait until soft.

Drain water from pasta.

Go into trash can to retrieve box because you forgot how much butter to add

add butter and mix

go back into trash to retrieve box because you forgot how much milk to add

add milk and cheese and mix.

realize you left box on counter this time and throw it out again.

11:45 Arrive at the crime scene

11:45 Examine body, signs of a struggle
11:45 Found murder weapon in storm drain
11:45 Realize watch is broken

Tonight I did a delivery to the local mental asylum.

Being curious, I asked the doctor how do they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the doctor, "A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Drains on society

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, this past election year has really got me thinking. Did you know 4 million of these people enter our country each year? They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hard-working Americans and the government is doing nothing to stop them. Not to mention that they are dirty and they smell bad! They don't even speak English!!!" the guy rants to the bartender. "I hate babies."

I got my first job as an accountant at 22, right out of college. Suddenly, the week after I turned 30, they fired me.

13 years of loyal service to the company, down the drain.

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director: "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and then ask them to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would just use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug....do you want a bed near the window?"

Saw some workers on my street replacing a storm drain cover and decided to offer them some words of encouragement:

You guys are doing a grate job.

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