Dragon Jokes
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Funniest Dragon Short Jokes
Short dragon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dragon humour may include short frog jokes also.
- How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
- Why do January 6 deniers never last very long in Dungeons & Dragons campaigns? They always fail their Constitution checks.
- My niece told me this joke: What's the difference between Chanukah and a dragon? Chanukah is always eight nights.
A dragon sometimes ate knights. - I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!" - What's the difference between game of thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
- So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?" I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
- What do Bruce Lee and the donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
- Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon. - Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road? He wanted to eat some chicken.
- What do you call that friend who will always seize the opportunity to run a Dungeons & Dragons game for your group? A Carpe D.M
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Dragon One Liners
Which dragon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dragon? I can suggest the ones about unicorn and turtle.
- What's a tired dragon's favorite steak? Flaming yawn
- Growing up we were so poor We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
- How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
- I'd hate to be a dragon.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles. - Why are dragons so good at rapping? Because they're always spitting fire.
- Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
- Do you know what's at stake for the tired dragon? Flaming yawn.
- What would be a great way to break the ice? An undead dragon
- Why don't you want to listen to a dragon's story? Because they tend to drag-on
- What's Donkey's favourite movie? Enter the Dragon
- Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan...
- Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players? They do it for the Experience.
- My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon Because she doesn't exist
- My name is 'Piff The Magic Dragon'. You may have heard of my brother. Steve.
- Why are dragon plushies soft and cuddly? They aren't scale models.
Dragon These Balls Jokes
Here is a list of funny dragon these balls jokes and even better dragon these balls puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video? A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming
- The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan
- Dragon Ball fans are like creationists If you talk about Evolution, they get mad.
- How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? .
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One, but it takes 12 episodes.
*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... - How many sayains does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z
- What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles
- Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin walk into a bar... [Found out the punchline of this joke on the next Dragon Ball Z!]
- What happens when Smaug gets a cold and coughs up a hobbit? He becomes Dragon Ball Wheeze.
- TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised) - What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
Dragon Ball Jokes
Here is a list of funny dragon ball jokes and even better dragon ball puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Piccolo say to Frieza? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
- How is Dragon Ball Z similar to politics? Find out next time!
- I watched all of Dragon Ball Z in half an hour. Because I skipped all the parts with screaming.
- I don't think If I were in that Dragon Ball Universe, and was a Saiyan, that I would ever go Super Saiyan 1, 2, or 3. Because I would lose like 70 iq.
- When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
- Is it Dragon Ball Z... Or Dragon Ballz?
- I wonder what Dragon Ball Z cereal would taste like? I bet it would be called Piccol-o's
- Having Dragon Ball Z powers would be pretty cool... I'm just Saiyan.
- Why can't african kids watch Dragon Ball Z? Because they transmit it after lunch.
- What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan
Dragon Ball Z Jokes
Here is a list of funny dragon ball z jokes and even better dragon ball z puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do they call Dragon Ball Z Comics? Martial Arts..
Dragon Breath Jokes
Here is a list of funny dragon breath jokes and even better dragon breath puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There I was, risking my life to save my girlfriend from a fire-breathing dragon!! And all she had to say was.. "You have a drug problem."
- What did the mystical fire breathing beast say when he was really tired getting out of bed? "Man, I'm really dragon this morning!"
- What do you get when you mix a cat and a fire-breathing dragon? a nice cat
- Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"
Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."
Me: *not listening* "When do they start breathing fire?" - Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house? Because the lights were burnt out.
*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons* - Not just Daenerys, Elon Musk also has Dragons But they breath fire from behind.
Witty Dragon Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about dragon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean duck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dragon pranks.
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What do you call a dragon with no silver?
a dron.
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dr**ag**on (science joke)
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
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Kill the Dragon
An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a v**... from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.
One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.
Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.
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My poor town
Was attacked years ago by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Only one person made it out alive, unfortunately it was the village idiot...
Famous Last Words
Post your own. I'll start-
"Nah, thats not a dragon"
"And it looks like clear skies over hiroshima today"
What do you get when a dragon sneezes?
Out of the way.
The prince, after a long and arduous battle, slew the dragon. He then ascends the mountain to an ominous castle holding the damsel. The prince makes his way to her room to rescue her. He enters and asks
What's your wifi password?
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A m**... plantation was set on fire
witnesses claim a dragon is responsible.
I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit.
Seems like they're really dragon it out.
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Why did the dragon go to jail for f**...?
a**...-on.
**Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
The real meaning of Halloween gets lost in all the marketing. Most people don't even know Jesus fought a dragon, let alone why.
How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?
They always have several lairs.
What did the dragon say to the elf?
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I bought my r**... son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage.
Away from the Komodo dragon.
What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Four eyes white dragon.
^sorry if repost, thought of this myself.
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What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon?
A Skyrimjob
What is hitlers favorite yugio card?
The blue eyes white dragon
I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons.
I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.
Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park...
now its a dragon.
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A hero comes to a village...
The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. "There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it will come down and eat one of our v**... girls" the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.
This day is medieval...
Because it's a dragon.
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Do you like dragons?
I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
How do you get dragon milk?
You get cow with short legs
I only like 2 things in a woman. 1.Blue eyes
2.White Dragon
A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...
and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."
"I want a dragon."
"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"
"I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet."
"...what color dragon do you want?"
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I thought I'd lost my l**... at my Grans house.
I went around and asked her if she'd found a small see through bag when tidying up.
She told me she didn't have time to tidy up.
Not while she has to worry about that dragon guarding the fridge.
My girlfriend just texted me
My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was "Vaerjuam".
I was like " Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."
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The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
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Knight vs dragon
A knight is fighting a dragon. He cuts its head, but the dragon grows two new heads. The knight cuts them, but the dragon grows 4 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 8 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 16 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 32 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 64 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 128 heads. The knight cuts them and the dragon is finally dead.
It was an 8-bit dragon.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: a dragon!
Santa: noo, be realistic
Me: a girlfriend
Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend?
What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem
Dragon his feet
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Son: "Dad! My l**... is missing!"
Dad: "We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."
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Why are dragons gay?
All the hot knights they blow.
What reptile spends the most time in the bathroom?
A Commode-o dragon.
A man walks up to Ryu
"Can I see your famous Rising Dragon Fist?"
"Shor-yu-ken!"
Why do dragonborns make good bards?
They have amazing scales
What do you call a dragon with cancer?
A Chemododragon.
I'm gonna call today Smaug
Because it is dragon.
A knight comes to the royal castle with a bag and asks for king's attention
He enters, and says "Your Majesty, I kept my word. Here's the head of the dragon!" and takes the head of the dragon out of the bag.
A royal advisor brings a bag to the king. The king replies "Well, then, I kept my word too. Here's the hand of the princess!"
What is similar between Jon Snow and The Night King?
They have both speared a dragon.
A man rubs a bottle and a genie comes out,
The genie says to the man, "I will grant you one wish however, it must be within reason" The man thinks for a second and says "I want a dragon!" the genie replies "Are you mad? I said within reason!" Again the man thinks and finally speaks. "I wish for the ability to plug a USB cable in right every time." The genie thinks, then says,
What color do you want your dragon?
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There was once a kingdom, a long, long time ago. where a dragon would eat the virgins of the land.
Then one wonderful day, a hero came to the kingdom. The leader told the hero of their predicament. He told him that every day, the dragon would take a few virgins to his cave to eat. The hero said that he will save the kingdom, and take care of the dragon.
After two weeks, the dragon starved to death.
George and the Dragon
A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked.
The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some food?" he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition.
"No!" she said rather sternly.
"Could I have a pint of ale?"
"No!" she snapped again.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
"No!"
By this time, she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond tried again: "Might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.
"Do you suppose I might have a word with George instead?"
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails
Why doesn't Smaug (the dragon from The Hobbit) like being called Smog?
Because he loves his Au.
So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019
They're really dragon it out
Why are dragons so hard to find?
Because their skin is made of dragon-hide.
Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon...
But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
What kind of dragon asks the most questions?
A Wyvern
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
I read a book today. It was Trails In The Sand
By Peters Dragon.
How do you calculate the weight of a dragon?
Depends on the scales.
Can you perform a spinning dragon uppercut?
shor-yu-ken
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't yet spit hot fire
I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019
I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
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What do you call a lady
What do you call a lady with one leg?
*Ilene*
What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?
*Irene*
What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?
*Dragon Lips*
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Candidate: "Let me check my Jira backlog. Hang on.. Ok, on this page.. then this page.. 5 years.. hmm... It looks like I will be watching Dragon Ball Super 2."
Interviewer: ...
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
