dragon Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dragon puns

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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A hero comes to a village...

The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. "There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it will come down and eat one of our virgin girls" the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.

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Son: "Dad! My lsd is missing!"

Dad: "We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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The Dragonborn is pissed I won't teach him the first part of Unrelenting Force.

I don't see what all the fus is about.

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Doctor prescribed me LSD for my constipation

Thought it was a strange until on the way home i saw a dragon and shit myself

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I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...

My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

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The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss

It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...

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I was little surprised when doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation problems.

But I shit my pants when the dragon paid a visit.

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I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation...

Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself.

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I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation….

….until I saw a dragon and fucking shit myself.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take three episodes.

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A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...

and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."

"I want a dragon."

"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"

"I want to learn how to fold a fitted sheet."

"...what color dragon do you want?"

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My doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation.

I thought he was crazy until I saw a dragon on the way home and shit myself.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

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A knight comes to the royal castle with a bag and asks for king's attention

He enters, and says "Your Majesty, I kept my word. Here's the head of the dragon!" and takes the head of the dragon out of the bag.

A royal advisor brings a bag to the king. The king replies "Well, then, I kept my word too. Here's the hand of the princess!"

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Two Dragons walk into a bar

One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.

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Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

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A man rubs a bottle and a genie comes out,

The genie says to the man, "I will grant you one wish however, it must be within reason" The man thinks for a second and says "I want a dragon!" the genie replies "Are you mad? I said within reason!" Again the man thinks and finally speaks. "I wish for the ability to plug a USB cable in right every time." The genie thinks, then says,

What color do you want your dragon?

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb?

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Knight vs dragon

A knight is fighting a dragon. He cuts its head, but the dragon grows two new heads. The knight cuts them, but the dragon grows 4 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 8 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 16 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 32 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 64 heads. The knight cuts them, the dragon grows 128 heads. The knight cuts them and the dragon is finally dead.

It was an 8-bit dragon.

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Kill the Dragon

An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a virgin from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.

One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.

Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.

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George and the Dragon

A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked.

The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some food?" he asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition.

"No!" she said rather sternly.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she snapped again.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!"

By this time, she was fairly shouting.

The vagabond tried again: "Might I please...?"

"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.

"Do you suppose I might have a word with George instead?"

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I said to my granny "have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD"?

She said, "fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen"?

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills...

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?"

His granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

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A boy asks his granny, Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?

His granny replies, Screw the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?

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Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant)

Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.

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George and the Dragon

A vagabond in 18th century England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."

He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.

"Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she shouted.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!" she shouted again.

The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"

"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"

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I'd hate to be a dragon.


I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon...

But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

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A guy asks his grandmother...

"Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD".

Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

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What are the most funny Dragon jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dragon? Well, here are the best Dragon dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dragon pick up lines to share with friends.

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