The Best 7 Dragon Breath Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dragon Breath jokes. There are some dragon breath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dragon breath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dragon Breath Jokes and Puns

There I was, risking my life to save my girlfriend from a fire-breathing dragon!! And all she had to say was..

"You have a drug problem."

My poor town

Was attacked years ago by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Only one person made it out alive, unfortunately it was the village idiot...

What did the mystical fire breathing beast say when he was really tired getting out of bed?

"Man, I'm really dragon this morning!"

What do you get when you mix a cat and a fire-breathing dragon?

a nice cat

Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"

Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."

Me: *not listening* "When do they start breathing fire?"


Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house?

Because the lights were burnt out.

*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*

Not just Daenerys, Elon Musk also has Dragons

But they breath fire from behind.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dragon breath jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dragon breath piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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