Following is our collection of funny Dragon Breath jokes. There are some dragon breath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dragon breath puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"You have a drug problem."
Was attacked years ago by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Only one person made it out alive, unfortunately it was the village idiot...
"Man, I'm really dragon this morning!"
a nice cat
Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"
Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."
Me: *not listening* "When do they start breathing fire?"
Because the lights were burnt out.
*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*
But they breath fire from behind.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dragon breath jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working dragon breath piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.