The Best 36 Drago Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drago jokes. There are some drago screw jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drago ivan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drago Jokes and Puns

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take three episodes.

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Drago joke, How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two Dragons walk into a bar

One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way.


Where does dragon milk come from?

Cows with short legs

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on.

**Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Drago joke, Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

So a dragon ate my D&D group today...

He was a real party party pooper.

What did the dragon say to the elf?

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Do you like dragons?

I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes.

~~The lightbulb saga~~

What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?

Vegeta-bles

How do you get dragon milk?

You get cow with short legs

Why are dragons gay?

All the hot knights they blow.

Drago joke, Why are dragons gay?

Why do dragonborns make good bards?

They have amazing scales

Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they're always spitting fire.

Why are dragons such good story tellers?

Because they have long tails


Why are dragons so hard to find?

Because their skin is made of dragon-hide.

Why did the dragon breathe fire in the house?

Because the lights were burnt out.

*My 3 year old son came up with this while I was playing dungeon and dragons*

How is Dragon Ball Z similar to politics?

Find out next time!

How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One, but it takes 12 episodes.

*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

Why do dragons hoard gold and jewels?

Because cash is flammable.

I don't think If I were in that Dragon Ball Universe, and was a Saiyan, that I would ever go Super Saiyan 1, 2, or 3.

Because I would lose like 70 iq.

If I were in the Dragon Ball Universe, I would never Go Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 1, or SS3

Because I would lose like 80 iq points.

A dragon would never explode

But a dino might

What did Ivan Drago say when he saw a clutter of leaves on the ground?

I must rake you

Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps?

He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.

(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?

Because they used to spit fire.

Why did the Dragonborn climb the seven thousand steps?

He wanted to know what all the Fus was about !!

Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men...

He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."

Why do dragons sleep all day?

So they can fight knights!

2 dragons walk into a bar

The first one says "it's hot in here."

The second one says "shut your mouth"

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one but it takes 15 episodes.

What's a dragons favorite food to eat with his soup?

Fire-crackers!

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