Drago Jokes
29 drago jokes and hilarious drago puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drago that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Drago Short Jokes
Short drago jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drago humour may include short mouth jokes also.
- Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men... He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."
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Drago One Liners
Which drago one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drago? I can suggest the ones about shut and warm.
- What did Ivan Drago say when he saw a clutter of leaves on the ground? I must rake you
Humorous Drago Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about drago you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dragon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drago pranks.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take three episodes.
So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?"
I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
Two Dragons walk into a bar
One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.
2 dragons walk into a bar
The first one says "it's hot in here."
The second one says "shut your mouth"
Why are dragons so good at rapping?
Because they're always spitting fire.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one but it takes 15 episodes.
Why did the Dragonborn climb the seven thousand steps?
He wanted to know what all the Fus was about !!
Why are dragon plushies soft and cuddly?
They aren't scale models.
How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?
Only one... but it will take a few episodes.
~~The lightbulb saga~~
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So they can fight knights!
Dragon Ball fans are like creationists
If you talk about Evolution, they get mad.
Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps?
He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.
(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails
What's a dragons favorite food to eat with his soup?
Fire-crackers!
Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?
Because they used to spit fire.
How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One, but it takes 12 episodes.
*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
What do you get when a dragon sneezes?
Out of the way.
Dragon Ball Z is real.
Messi collected 7 golden b**... and successfully wished for a world cup.
How do you get dragon milk?
You get cow with short legs
What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?
Vegeta-bles
Why do dragonborns make good bards?
They have amazing scales
Why are dragons gay?
All the hot knights they blow.
Do you like dragons?
I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Why are dragons so hard to find?
Because their skin is made of dragon-hide.
What did the dragon say to the elf?
