Drago Jokes
29 drago jokes and hilarious drago puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drago that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Drago Short Jokes
Short drago jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drago humour may include short mouth jokes also.
- Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men... He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."
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Drago One Liners
Which drago one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drago? I can suggest the ones about shut and warm.
- What did Ivan Drago say when he saw a clutter of leaves on the ground? I must rake you
Humorous Drago Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about drago you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dragon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drago pranks.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?"
I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
Two Dragons walk into a bar
One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.
Why are dragons so good at rapping?
Because they're always spitting fire.
Why did the Dragonborn climb the seven thousand steps?
He wanted to know what all the Fus was about !!
Why are dragon plushies soft and cuddly?
They aren't scale models.
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So they can fight knights!
Dragon Ball fans are like creationists
If you talk about Evolution, they get mad.
Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps?
He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.
(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails
How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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One, but it takes 12 episodes.
*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
What do you get when a dragon sneezes?
Out of the way.
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Dragon Ball Z is real.
Messi collected 7 golden b**... and successfully wished for a world cup.
How do you get dragon milk?
You get cow with short legs
What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?
Vegeta-bles
Why do dragonborns make good bards?
They have amazing scales
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Why are dragons gay?
All the hot knights they blow.
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Do you like dragons?
I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
Why are dragons so hard to find?
Because their skin is made of dragon-hide.
What did the dragon say to the elf?
How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?
They always have several lairs.
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Why did the dragon go to jail for f**...?
a**...-on.
**Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Why do dragons hoard gold and jewels?
Because cash is flammable.
How is Dragon Ball Z similar to politics?
Find out next time!
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might
I don't think If I were in that Dragon Ball Universe, and was a Saiyan, that I would ever go Super Saiyan 1, 2, or 3.
Because I would lose like 70 iq.
