Drag Race Jokes
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- My friend invited me to go drag racing with him and I thought yeah that sounds fun Turns out it is really freaking hard to run in the heels
- What do you call a dog with no legs? Why would you call him, he can't come over.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Last place you put him.
Where do you bring a dog with no legs?
Drag race. - They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".
- I recently bought a second hand car. It only had one previous owner, a little old lady, who only used it once a week, on a Sunday - when she took it drag racing.
- As compensation for their appalling behaviour, United Airlines are going to sponsor a lot more community sports and activities Their first project will be Drag Racing
- Did i ever tell u about the time i went to see a drag race? Yeah... I wasnt expecting to see a bunch of dudes dressed as ladies heading for the finish line.
- I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast... ... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing.
- Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels
- I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels
- I went to a drag race last Saturday. I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.
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Drag Race One Liners
Which drag race one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drag race? I can suggest the ones about car race and race track.
- I've been doing some drag racing recently. It's quite the transsport.
- If horse racing is the "sport of kings" is drag racing the sport of queens?
- I went to a drag race yesterday It's amazing how fast men can run in heels.
- What's the hardest part about drag racing? Running in heels.
- Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race? >!No spoilers!<
- Drag racing is my favorite sport I'm just so amazed at how fast they can run in heels.
- I tried drag racing the other day. It's incredibly hard to run in heels.
- I dont care if I seem racist Drag racing just is not as impressive as formula 1.
- What do you call a bunch of transvestites seeing who can run the fastest A drag race
- I'm thinking about getting into drag racing... It looks pretty straight forward.
- How do the transgender compete? They Drag Race.
- What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing
- What I don't understand about drag racing is why they're all dressed like women.
- What do you call two speeding men in dresses? Drag racing.
- I don't know what people don't get about drag racing. It's very straight forward.
Drag Race Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about drag race you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car racing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drag race pranks.
What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult..
Turns out, they're pretty straight forward.
What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race?
The phrase "I blew a t**..." means something totally different.
I'm not Racist!
I like all kinds of races. Drag racing, Nascar, dirt track, go-karts...
I went to a drag race the other day
Those could really run fast in heels!
Did you hear about the infant drag races?
It's formula won.
The racing driver
The racing driver can't work out why he's come in last in a race despite using the fastest, most technologically advance car.
With his support team, he checks the vehicle and finds three men in large dresses, full make-up and wigs sitting on the roof.
"There's the problem," says the engineer. "Too much drag."
What did the guy with no arms and no legs say about the three legged race?
It was a real drag.
I'm really into drag racing...
I know it's dangerous, but I like driving fast with women's clothes on.
You see, I'm a man who likes to wear high heels while driving...
I call it drag racing.
I tried drag racing the other day
It is m**... trying to run in heels.
The next time I hear about an inner city drag race and swap meet I'll ask more questions before going.
Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar.
i**... drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.
Why did the queen lose the drag race?
It was tough to run in heels.
Three cars are in a drag race at night on a highly lit up track.
When the race starts two of the cars take off at full speed towards the finish a quarter mile away.
The third simply turns on his headlights and declares himself the winner.
He says as he takes the trophy, Nothing beats the speed of light.