The Best 32 Drag Queen Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Drag Queen Jokes and Puns

If horse racing is the "sport of kings"

is drag racing the sport of queens?

Why did the squirrel judge the drag queen competition?

He is an expert at hiding nuts.

Why did the general contractor insist on hiring a drag queen to install the house's front door?

Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.

Did you hear about the scottish drag queen?

He wore pants.

Say what you will about drag queens...

but they get into more woman's pants than I do.


I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist.

Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6'8

Have you heard about the Mormon drag queen?

She is Polly Glamorous

(This is a bit of a dark joke, I apologize)

A drag queen from TV said this joke ages ago (Darienne Lake) and it's still one of my favorites.
I asked my mom why I was so weird, was I dropped on my head as a baby?
She said 'oh honey…you have to be HELD in order to be dropped.'

My grandmother made a great living driving funny cars in the 1960's.

She was a drag queen.

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?

They're booby traps

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They say make-up sex is the best...

That's why I married a drag queen.

Why don't drag queens drown? (OC)

Because they're flamboyant.

What do you call a female United CEO?

A drag queen

I once visited a gay strip club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...

She was hung like Robin Williams.

What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool?

Phlegmbouyant

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts?

A Nantucket.

What do you call a drag queen with breast implants?

A booby trap


What is the difference between a drag queen and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Drag queens know how to put on makeup.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

I went to go see some drag queens tonight.

In the end, they couldn't get Elizabeth off the floor, but it was sure fun to watch them try.

I asked a drag queen if they like dancing...

'yes I do' they said.

So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'

He replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'

A drag queen walks into a bar...

He said to the bartender:"I want to eat, drink, and be Mary."

Why did the queen lose the drag race?

It was tough to run in heels.

What do you call a lifelong drag queen?

Tuck Everlasting

We all know how the old saying goes...

Fool me once... you're a very convincing drag queen.

Fool me twice... I'm probably in the closet.

DRAG QUEEN NAME

Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia

What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a French drag queen?

A Crossant

The drag queens hairdo

He calls it "the Whitney"

It's black and dyed in the bath.

Dinner with Drag Queens

So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, "Tuck in!"

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