Drag Queen Jokes

Funniest Drag Queen Short Jokes

Short drag queen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drag queen humour may include short drags jokes also.

1. Why did the general contractor insist on hiring a drag queen to install the house's front door? Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.
2. I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6'8
3. My grandmother made a great living driving funny cars in the 1960's. She was a drag queen.
4. I went to go see some drag queens tonight. In the end, they couldn't get Elizabeth off the floor, but it was sure fun to watch them try.
5. What is the difference between a drag queen and Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Drag queens know how to put on makeup.
6. Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk.
7. I asked a drag queen if they like dancing... 'yes I do' they said.
   So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'
   He replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'
8. A drag queen walks into a bar... He said to the bartender:"I want to eat, drink, and be Mary."
9. We all know how the old saying goes... Fool me once... you're a very convincing drag queen.
   Fool me twice... I'm probably in the closet.
10. What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake? Frosted Flakes

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Drag Queen One Liners

Which drag queen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drag queen? I can suggest the ones about cross dresser and drag race.

1. If horse racing is the "sport of kings" is drag racing the sport of queens?
2. Why did the squirrel judge the drag queen competition? He is an expert at hiding nuts.
3. Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
4. Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do.
5. Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male.
6. Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens? They're booby traps
7. Why don't drag queens drown? (OC) Because they're flamboyant.
8. What do you call a female United CEO? A drag queen
9. What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool? Phlegmbouyant
10. What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen
11. What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts? A Nantucket.
12. What do you call a drag queen with breast implants? A booby trap
13. Why did the queen lose the drag race? It was tough to run in heels.
14. What do you call a lifelong drag queen? Tuck Everlasting
15. DRAG QUEEN NAME Came up with a great drag queen name :
    Jenna Talia

Comedy Drag Queen Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about drag queen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dancing queen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drag queen pranks.