Drag Queen Jokes

45 drag queen jokes and hilarious drag queen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drag queen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Drag Queen Jokes

Short drag queen puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drag queen humour may include short drags jokes also.

  1. Why did the general contractor insist on hiring a drag queen to install the house's front door? Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.
  2. I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6'8
  3. My grandmother made a great living driving funny cars in the 1960's. She was a drag queen.
  4. I went to go see some drag queens tonight. In the end, they couldn't get Elizabeth off the floor, but it was sure fun to watch them try.
  5. What is the difference between a drag queen and Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Drag queens know how to put on makeup.
  6. Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk.
  7. I asked a drag queen if they like dancing... 'yes I do' they said.
    So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'
    He replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'
  8. A drag queen walks into a bar... He said to the bartender:"I want to eat, drink, and be Mary."
  9. We all know how the old saying goes... Fool me once... you're a very convincing drag queen.
    Fool me twice... I'm probably in the closet.
  10. What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake? Frosted Flakes

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about drag queen can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of drag queen puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Drag Queen One Liners

Which drag queen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drag queen? I can suggest the ones about cross dresser and drag race.

  1. If horse racing is the "sport of kings" is drag racing the sport of queens?
  2. Why did the squirrel judge the drag queen competition? He is an expert at hiding nuts.
  3. Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
  4. Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do.
  5. Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male.
  6. Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens? They're booby traps
  7. Why don't drag queens drown? (OC) Because they're flamboyant.
  8. What do you call a female United CEO? A drag queen
  9. What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool? Phlegmbouyant
  10. What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen
  11. What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts? A Nantucket.
  12. What do you call a drag queen with breast implants? A booby trap
  13. Why did the queen lose the drag race? It was tough to run in heels.
  14. What do you call a lifelong drag queen? Tuck Everlasting
  15. DRAG QUEEN NAME Came up with a great drag queen name :
    Jenna Talia

Comedy Drag Queen Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about drag queen you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dancing queen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make drag queen prank.

Have you heard about the m**... drag queen?

She is Polly Glamorous

(This is a bit of a dark joke, I apologize)

A drag queen from TV said this joke ages ago (Darienne Lake) and it's still one of my favorites.
I asked my mom why I was so weird, was I dropped on my head as a baby?
She said 'oh honey…you have to be HELD in order to be dropped.'

They say make-up s**... is the best...

That's why I married a drag queen.

I once visited a gay s**... club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...

She was hung like Robin Williams.

What do you call a French drag queen?

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The impact of these drag queen jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.