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is drag racing the sport of queens?
He is an expert at hiding nuts.
Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.
He wore pants.
but they get into more woman's pants than I do.
Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6'8
She is Polly Glamorous
A drag queen from TV said this joke ages ago (Darienne Lake) and it's still one of my favorites.
I asked my mom why I was so weird, was I dropped on my head as a baby?
She said 'oh honey…you have to be HELD in order to be dropped.'
She was a drag queen.
Fe Male.
They're booby traps
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That's why I married a drag queen.
Because they're flamboyant.
A drag queen
She was hung like Robin Williams.
Phlegmbouyant
a Drag Queen
A Nantucket.
A booby trap
Drag queens know how to put on makeup.
They know how to tuck away junk.
In the end, they couldn't get Elizabeth off the floor, but it was sure fun to watch them try.
'yes I do' they said.
So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'
He replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'
He said to the bartender:"I want to eat, drink, and be Mary."
It was tough to run in heels.
Tuck Everlasting
Fool me once... you're a very convincing drag queen.
Fool me twice... I'm probably in the closet.
Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia
Frosted Flakes
A Crossant
He calls it "the Whitney"
It's black and dyed in the bath.
So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, "Tuck in!"
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