Drafty Jokes
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What did one unsent email say to the other?
Does it feel a little drafty in here to you?
Why didn't The Black Pearl get cold and drafty on cold winter nights at sea?
Because pirate ships have a very high Arrrrrr value.
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence
He is told by the abbot that on the anniversary of his vow, he can speak one sentence. A year goes by and on the first anniversary, the monk says: "My bed is uncomfortable."
Another years goes by. On the anniversary, the monk tells the abbot: "The food is cold."
Yet another year goes by, and this time the monk says: "It's drafty in my cell."
The abbot throws up his hands. "b**..., b**..., b**..., is that all you can do?!"
Why is it so drafty in the Microsoft Store?
Because it's lined with open windows
Saw the other dad joke about the apple store and couldn't resist
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