The Best 6 Drafty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drafty jokes. There are some drafty chilly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drafty dank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drafty Jokes and Puns

What did one unsent email say to the other?

Does it feel a little drafty in here to you?

A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence

He is told by the abbot that on the anniversary of his vow, he can speak one sentence. A year goes by and on the first anniversary, the monk says: "My bed is uncomfortable."

Another years goes by. On the anniversary, the monk tells the abbot: "The food is cold."

Yet another year goes by, and this time the monk says: "It's drafty in my cell."


The abbot throws up his hands. "Bitch, bitch, bitch, is that all you can do?!"

Why is it so drafty in the Microsoft Store?

Because it's lined with open windows



Saw the other dad joke about the apple store and couldn't resist

A man walks into a cold email server,

He remarks "It's pretty drafty in here."

lately my house has been a bit drafty...

not because its' poorly insulated, but because my wife keeps bringing home marines...


Why did the bartender put on a sweater?

She thought it was a little drafty.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drafty tailor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drafty italic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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