The Best 58 Draft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Draft jokes. There are some draft drafty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these draft outline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Draft Jokes and Puns

Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

He had a killer final draft.

Don Sterling is so old and so racist...

...He remembers when the NBA draft took place on a dock.

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.

My plan if there is a draft:

Put a coat on.

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Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields?

I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.

NFL No More Spokesman - 1st Round Draft Pick, Winston!

So is Winston going to star in next year's NFL No More campaign? I hear he likes speaking out about sexual assault.

God never closes a door without opening a window

which is why the Jews always feel a draft.

Draft joke, God never closes a door without opening a window

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

You call it an unfinished window,

I call it a draft.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"

a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war

he was an unconscientious objector

Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show

There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why is a NFL Draft better than a vending machine?

You get a Quarterback.

Draft joke, Why is a NFL Draft better than a vending machine?

With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select...

To pass.

How do comedians draft their shows?

Pun on paper.

Only Baby Boomers will get this...

The Draft.

Congress wrote a law that would force people to join the military.

It was a rough draft.

I made my second tornado today,

The first one was just a draft.

Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year

Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

How many hugs does it take to make Roger Goodell hard?

Just one... The first NFL draft pick

John Cougar Mellencamp's first ever rough draft of 'Hurts so Good' was recently leaked...

"I long for those young boy days with a girl like you... But not you specifically. Got a sister?"

Guy walks into a bar...

Guy: I'll take a PBR.

Bartender: draft, bottle, or tallboy?

Guy: what's cheapest?

Bartender: you are.

*don't know if original, but just popped into my head as I sit here drinking my PBR ๐Ÿ˜Š

White House beer...

...the one draft you don't want to dodge!

Draft joke, White House beer...

Why did the 6 year old Mexican get a C on his paper?

He could only turned in the rough draft, since he wasn't a full ese yet.

Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.

Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.

My beer is unpatriotic. Last night it was pulling for LA during the World Series.

I had no idea it was a draft dodger.

I'm going to keep drinking draft beer...

...until they get it right

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

If I skip making a rough copy and go straight to the final copy...

Does that mean I'm dodging the draft?

My essay about the Vietnam War went from an idea straight to a final version

I dodged the draft

What was it called when the Japanese forced all their best drivers to be in the Fast and the Furious movie?

Tokyo Draft

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.

He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."

The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

Im writing a stage show based on the movie Twister

Ive gotten as far as the first draft

The earth was 1 day old and air pressure began to build.

Not a great story but it's a first draft.

I'm editting my manuscript on dog languages...

it's a ruff draft.

The British definitely put the "ugh" draft beer.

What do aldi and the nfl draft have in common?

They're both places you can get a quarterback

Stay away from G-mail if you don't want to get shivers down your spine

There's clearly a draft in there.

Today I turned in my rough draft of a paper on Darwin's theory.

The teacher said it would be decent with modification.

It doesn't matter if you forget the punchline to your NBA pick joke

Just don't discard the post, you'll still have a draft joke!

What did I do when I was drafted for WWIII?

I ran.

Ed Christie, CEO of Spirit Airlines, walks into a bar.

He says to the bartender Can I have a draft beer?"

The bartender says "Sure thing. That'll be .50ยข"

He replies "50 cents? That's really cheap!"

The bartender looks up and finishes with ."....and it'll be $3 for the glass, $4 if you just stand, $8 if you want to sit down, and $3 each time to use the restroom"

After the first 2 rounds of the NFL draft, this team's fans didnt think things could possibly get any worse...

...And here's the kicker...

My dog ate my homework

It was a ruff draft.

How are craft beer and World War II soldiers alike?

Both are better from the draft.

Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed...

Suck Ramen Too!

At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head...

He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.

A drunk man tried to enlist in the Army

He heard they had an excellent draft.

Kung Fu Panda's Script

In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda's script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.

What do you call an adult female chicken that likes to draft blueprints?

A Hen-gineer

My wife is a paralegal and said there's no such thing as "paralegal jokes," here's my attempt: How many paralegals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to screw in the bulb, one to log the bulb paperwork into the system, one to draft a summary on the changing of the bulb, and one to submit a report confirming the other two submitted their reports.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily

I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes..

It's only a draft at the moment.

Why is it so drafty in the Microsoft Store?

Because it's lined with open windows

Saw the other dad joke about the apple store and couldn't resist

Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft?

Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.

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