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31 drac jokes and hilarious drac puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drac that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Drac Short Jokes

Short drac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drac humour may include short goblin jokes also.

  1. Dracula was giving his son the birds and the bees talk. Dracula: so when two monsters love each other very much,
    Son: I know, they mash.
    Drac: Yes! They do the monster mash!

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Drac One Liners

Which drac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drac? I can suggest the ones about stake and vampire.

  1. A vampire goes for a haircut He asks for a short drac and sides.
Drac joke, A vampire goes for a haircut

Entertaining Drac Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about drac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drac pranks.

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Why did Draco Malfoy's f**... service take place outside?

Because he hated grief indoors.

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Why doesn't dracula have any friends?

Because he s**....

Why did dracula get tested for covid-19?

Because of his coffin

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

Because his doctor said stakes were bad for his heart.
source: My 7 year-old.

Dracula

Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet the vampire slayer

Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes?

His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad)

What did Dracula say to the teacher?

See you next period.

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Why won't Dracula bite m**... Jagger?

Cause you can't get blood out of a stone.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

They say dracula has turned over a new leaf

He's been re-vamped

Why did Dracula always fail job interviews?

He could never answer, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

What did Dracula say to his victim?

I am vlad to have you.

Dracula says he doesn't want to become an investment banker..

He said he hates stakeholders.

Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games.

"He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"

If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?

Nos-fur-atu

What did Dracula name his new boat?

The Blood Vessel

DRACULA VISITS HIS THERAPIST....

THE THERAPIST ASKS... "HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF?"
DRACULA SAYS... "I DON'T."

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.

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What did Dracula tell his son while teaching him survival skills

"You s**...."

Why did Dracula fail math?

He forgot how to Count.

Dracula is vegan for 1 reason..

Stake kills him.

Why did dracula order a steak ?

Because he wanted to die

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Dracula must have a hard life...

It s**... to live forever

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

Dracula

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count.

Where does Dracula keep his tools?

The blood shed.

What did Dracula say to the disappointed young boy who just missed out on catching an Eevee?

"Don't worry, you'll catch it Eeveentually!"

What does Dracula say when he takes his family on a road trip?

RV having fun yet?

Why does Dracula like sending out checks?

Idk, I guess it's just a count thing.

Drac joke, Why does Dracula like sending out checks?