Drac Jokes
32 drac jokes and hilarious drac puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drac that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Drac Short Jokes
Short drac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drac humour may include short goblin jokes also.
- Dracula was giving his son the birds and the bees talk. Dracula: so when two monsters love each other very much,
Son: I know, they mash.
Drac: Yes! They do the monster mash!
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Drac One Liners
Which drac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drac? I can suggest the ones about thicker and stake.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Drac Frost
- A vampire goes for a haircut He asks for a short drac and sides.
Entertaining Drac Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about drac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vampire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drac pranks.
Why did Draco Malfoy's f**... service take place outside?
Because he hated grief indoors.
Why doesn't dracula have any friends?
Because he s**....
Why did dracula get tested for covid-19?
Because of his coffin
Where does Dracula buy his pencils?
Pennsylvania.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because his doctor said stakes were bad for his heart.
source: My 7 year-old.
Dracula
Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet the vampire slayer
Why doesn't Dracula eat beef?
Because steak is bad for his heart.
Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes?
His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad)
What did Dracula say to the teacher?
See you next period.
Why won't Dracula bite m**... Jagger?
Cause you can't get blood out of a stone.
How can you tell when Dracula is sick?
By his coughin'
They say dracula has turned over a new leaf
He's been re-vamped
Why did Dracula always fail job interviews?
He could never answer, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
How can you tell if Dracula has Covid?
You can hear him...**Coffin**.
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".
Dracula walks into a pub...
When Dracula approaches the bar and orders a glass of hot water. Two men at the end notice him and ask each other what in the world he would want with a glass of hot water since all Dracula drinks is blood. So curious they decide to watch him. When the bartender returns and places the glass of hot water in front of him Dracula thanks him then reaches into his cape and takes out a used t**... that he begins to dunk in the hot water as he says "Tea Time!".
What did Dracula say to his victim?
I am vlad to have you.
Dracula says he doesn't want to become an investment banker..
He said he hates stakeholders.
Why did Dracula go vegan?
He heard stake was bad for his heart.
Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games.
"He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"
Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?
Pencilvania.
If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
Nos-fur-atu
What did Dracula name his new boat?
The Blood Vessel
DRACULA VISITS HIS THERAPIST....
THE THERAPIST ASKS... "HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF?"
DRACULA SAYS... "I DON'T."
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.
What did Dracula tell his son while teaching him survival skills
"You s**...."
Q: Where does Dracula get his writing utensils?
A: Pennsylvania
xoxo
Why did Dracula fail math?
He forgot how to Count.
Dracula is vegan for 1 reason..
Stake kills him.
