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Finally started watching "Dr Who"

it's about time

(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction?

It doesn't do wood.

I´ve just done a quote for painting Dr Who´s TARDIS.

$50 for the outside, $400 for the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name


My best friend was raving to me about her favourite TV show........

She said "The Dr did this and the Dr did that."
I was confused so asked "Dr who?"
She said "Yes!"

What does Dr Who eat with pasta?

Dalek Bread!

What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans?

I will see myself out..

Inner peace can be found, eventually

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Peas shar to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.

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