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Funniest Dr Strange Short Jokes

Short dr strange jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dr strange humour may include short doctor strange jokes also.

  1. My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no. I had stranger things to watch.
  2. My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch.
  3. During the filming of Dr. Strange, the lead actor became severely obese... He became Benedict Cumbersome
  4. Dr. Strange comes out tomorrow And I'm scheduled to work the same day. I'm really considering calling in sick. I'm just gonna tell my boss that I have to go see the doctor.

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Dr Strange One Liners

Which dr strange one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dr strange? I can suggest the ones about dr who and mad scientist.

  1. I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things.
  2. I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time
  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude.
  4. I'm like Dr. Strange without the PHD and magic cape. Strange...
  5. What's a quark's favorite superhero? Dr. Strange
  6. Isn't Birdbox Bandersnatch the guy who plays Dr. Strange?
  7. The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person Dr. Strange
  8. The Ancient One from Dr Strange has published an autobiography TL;DR Swinton

Dr Strange Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dr strange you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dr dre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dr strange pranks.

Have you heard about Gandhi?

Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath.
So **tl;dr** Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

A couple of nurses are working in a children's hospital when all of a sudden a mysterious figure appears.

He is in doctor's clothing, but strangely he starts healing all the kids with just a few words and a touch of his fingers. As the man, in scrubs and sandals, disappears again the nurses look at each other in disbelief, one says: 'Wow, do you think that was Jesus?' To which the other replies: 'I think so... I almost did not recognize him in that outfit, he normally wears white robes.'
TL;DR: He was blessing in diguise.

George went for his annual physical.

He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"
A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed, "That fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Project: Reimagined

There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning.
What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down:
- Super strong
- Super fast
- Super smart
- Super obedient
They started out by impregnating 10 women with the altered embryos. For the sake of confidentiality the clones were numbered instead of named, 1-10.
The modifications seemed to work in some of the clones, but it caused some strange side effects in the other ones, not all of them survived childhood.
The first to go was 8. She wasn't told to eat, so she starved.
Then it was 2 and 10. 2 had become dangerously aggressive and attacked 10, who fought back just well enough.
Next went 4 to some disconnect in her nervous system.
Then 1, when she tried to escape after a mental break down.
3 and 5 committed s**....
The project was terminated after an incident where 9 went missing. In the file there was what seemed to be a transcript from an interview of 6, the terrified clone who witnessed it.
"Dr: Where has 9 gone? Has she told you her plan after she escaped.
6: 9 didn't escape.
Dr: What are you talking about? The whole base has been searched! 9 is nowhere to be found! Where is 9?
6: You aren't listening! 9 didn't escape, 7 killed her!
Dr: What? How? How did she kill her and then get rid of the body?
6: Isn't it obvious Doctor? 7 ate 9."