Dr Seuss Jokes

30 dr seuss jokes and hilarious dr seuss puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dr seuss that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dr Seuss Short Jokes

Short dr seuss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dr seuss humour may include short doctor strange jokes also.

  1. Dr Seuss cheated on his wife and she ended up killing herself. One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife
  2. Sam goes to the doctor's office. He is in the waiting room, when he hears the receptionist.
    Is Sam here? Sam..
    I am!
    Dr. Seuss will see you now.
  3. My wife asked me to put away the Dr. Seuss books yeah, it is kind of annoying but if I don't do it then who ville?
  4. Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss.

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Dr Seuss One Liners

Which dr seuss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dr seuss? I can suggest the ones about dr who and dr strange.

  1. What band did Dr Seuss make? The Who
  2. Today I learned that Dr. Seuss' mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy. Ma Seuss.
  3. What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael? Green Eggs and Wham!
  4. What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT
  5. What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet
  6. What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini
  7. Where did Dr. Seuss get his relaxed writing style? His wife was a masseuse.
  8. How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss? Jesus!
  9. What was Schrödinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
  10. You know what they say about Dr Seuss's daughter? She gives the best back rubs.
  11. What did the woman say after having s**... with Dr. Seuss? He put his wocket in my pocket!
  12. We should have an o**... with all the Dr. Seuss characters Whos with me
  13. If Dr. Seuss was to describe Ann Franks story... It could be titled, h**... Hears A Jew.

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What funny jokes about dr seuss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scrooge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dr seuss pranks.

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

Math joke

whiteboard 1/5 1/5 2/5 joke
one fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth sounds like one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish from Dr. Seuss.
Whoever made this going to h**... and I’m going with you !