The Best 14 Dr Seuss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dr Seuss jokes. There are some dr seuss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dr seuss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dr Seuss Jokes and Puns

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!

What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!

What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

Math joke

whiteboard 1/5 1/5 2/5 joke

one fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth sounds like one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish from Dr. Seuss.

Whoever made this going to hell and I’m going with you !

What band did Dr Seuss make?

The Who

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Dr Seuss cheated on his wife and she ended up killing herself.

One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife


What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What did the woman say after having sex with Dr. Seuss?

He put his wocket in my pocket!

We should have an orgy with all the Dr. Seuss characters

Whos with me

Where did Dr. Seuss get his relaxed writing style?

His wife was a masseuse.

Sam goes to the doctor's office.

He is in the waiting room, when he hears the receptionist.

Is Sam here? Sam..

I am!

Dr. Seuss will see you now.

You can explore dr seuss reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dr seuss dad jokes. There are also dr seuss puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was SchrΓΆdinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

My wife asked me to put away the Dr. Seuss books

yeah, it is kind of annoying but if I don't do it then who ville?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dr seuss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dr seuss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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