dr seuss Jokes

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If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)

What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!

What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!

What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Dr Seuss cheated on his wife and she ended up killing herself.

One wife, two wife, dead wife, new wife

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What did the woman say after having sex with Dr. Seuss?

He put his wocket in my pocket!

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My wife asked me to put away the Dr. Seuss books

yeah, it is kind of annoying but if I don't do it then who ville?

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We should have an orgy with all the Dr. Seuss characters

Whos with me

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Sam goes to the doctor's office.

He is in the waiting room, when he hears the receptionist.

Is Sam here? Sam..

I am!

Dr. Seuss will see you now.

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You know what they say about Dr Seuss's daughter?

She gives the best back rubs.

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Where did Dr. Seuss get his relaxed writing style?

His wife was a masseuse.

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If Dr. Seuss was to describe Ann Franks story...

It could be titled, Hitler Hears A Jew.

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Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma?

Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss.

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What was SchrΓΆdinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What are the most funny Dr Seuss jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dr Seuss? Well, here are the best Dr Seuss dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dr Seuss pick up lines to share with friends.

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