The Best 35 Dr Pepper Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Dr Pepper Jokes and Puns

*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"

"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"

"Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"

Why does dr pepper come in a bottle

Because his wife died

I got hit in the head with a can of Dr. Pepper today

Luckily I'm not hurt, it was a soft drink

Dr Pepper joke, I got hit in the head with a can of Dr. Pepper today

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?

His wife is dead.

Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

So his wife won't get pregnant

Dr Pepper joke, Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

[NSFW] Why does Dr pepper come in plastic bottles?

His wife is dead

9 out of 10 doctors recommend drinking water over soda

Not Dr. Pepper.

What kind of Doctor was Dr. Pepper?

a fizzzzician....

What type of medicine does Dr Pepper practice?


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I couldn't afford a weight set so I tried to work out using 3 liter bottles of Dr Pepper, but instead of getting stronger it made me feel sad.

It was just soda pressing.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?

His wife died.

Credit to Mike Zahalsky, Urologist

What did the Computer Science major say to the English major?

Yeah I'll take a #3 with a small fry and a Dr. Pepper, and a #7, just the sandwich. Do you guys still have that smoky barbeque sauce or has it been discontinued?

A nurse runs up to a doctor

"Doctor, Doctor!" she exclaims. "This patient's blood sugar is crashing!"

"This calls for a cool refreshing beverage!" says the doctor.

The nurse says, "Dr. Pepper! not now."

Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans?

He's a strange dude.

Dr Pepper joke, Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans?

Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?

Because his wife left him.

Are you thirsty?

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.

"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"


"Spiders it is, then."

"No, that wasn't--"

But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.

What did Dr. pepper earn his PhD in?


Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle

His wife is already pregnant

For those who've wondered what type of Dr, Pepper was.

He was a Fizzician

Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper..

The dude didn't even get a degree.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife left him 4 months ago

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What is the worst type of doctor for a diabetic?


Dr. Pepper.

Is it sexist....

...I just assume Dr. Pepper is a guy?

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian.

Why did Dr. Pepper prescribe himself Prozac after being recycled?

Because he was soda pressed

Where did Dr. Pepper earn his degree?

The University of Pensacola

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What did Dr Pepper major in?


What does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?

Theoretical fizz-ics.

Which field of study does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?


My son wouldn't stop crying when he spilled the last Dr. Pepper on his feet.

He was soda feeted.

yo momma so stupid she made a appointment with DR. PEPPER

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