Dr Pepper Jokes
68 dr pepper jokes and hilarious dr pepper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dr pepper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a little fizz in your life? Check out our collection of hilarious Dr Pepper jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to quench your thirst for laughter.
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Funniest Dr Pepper Short Jokes
Short dr pepper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dr pepper humour may include short pepsi coke jokes also.
- I got hit in the head with a can of Dr. Pepper today Luckily I'm not hurt, it was a soft drink
- I couldn't afford a weight set so I tried to work out using 3 liter bottles of Dr Pepper, but instead of getting stronger it made me feel sad. It was just soda pressing.
- For those who've wondered what type of Dr, Pepper was. He was a Fizzician
- Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper.. The dude didn't even get a degree.
- Is it sexist.... ...I just assume Dr. Pepper is a guy?
- What is the worst type of doctor for a diabetic? .
Dr. Pepper. - Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers. I picked seven up.
- What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian.
- Why did Dr. Pepper prescribe himself Prozac after being recycled? Because he was soda pressed
- Where did Dr. Pepper earn his degree? The University of Pensacola
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Dr Pepper One Liners
Which dr pepper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dr pepper? I can suggest the ones about pepper and chili pepper.
- What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper? A Fizzician
- Why does dr pepper come in a bottle Because his wife died
- Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore.
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead.
- Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant
- 9 out of 10 doctors recommend drinking water over soda Not Dr. Pepper.
- What kind of Doctor was Dr. Pepper? a fizzzzician....
- What type of medicine does Dr Pepper practice? Fizzyology
- What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper? # A Phizz-ician !
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? His wife died.
Credit to Mike Zahalsky, Urologist - Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude.
- Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him.
- What did Dr. pepper earn his PhD in? Fizz-ics
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant
Silly Dr Pepper Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about dr pepper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coca cola jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dr pepper pranks.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
yo momma so s**... she made a appointment with DR. PEPPER
Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?
He thought it was Coke!
Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny
Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can.
Topical Jokes for 1/2
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid suffered fractured ribs, and broken bones in his face after falling off of a piece of exercise equipment. Reid is no stranger to injury, like the time he tried to open a jar of mayonnaise, and broke both of his legs.
In Colorado a survey determined that 90% of residents who voted to legalize m**..., would vote the same way again. The remaining 10% were too high to understand the question.
In Montana, a boy's parents rewarded him with $500 dollars after he gave up soda for a year. An hour later the boy was found dead, floating facedown in a bathtub full of Dr. Pepper.
What did Dr Pepper major in?
Physiology.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
For the 23rd flavor.
Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Are you thirsty?
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is, then."
"No, that wasn't--"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
The UK's referendum on EU membership, sponsored by Dr. Pepper
What's the worst that could happen?
*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"
"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"
"d**... Dr. Pepper not now!"
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife left him 4 months ago
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Joke
Q: So how do you get permission to climb mountain dew?
A: You got to ask Dr. pepper.
A nurse runs up to a doctor
"Doctor, Doctor!" she exclaims. "This patient's blood sugar is crashing!"
"This calls for a cool refreshing beverage!" says the doctor.
The nurse says, "Dr. Pepper! not now."
Dr. Pepper comes in a can...
That's why he doesn't have kids...
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Mr. Pibb can't perform.
My son wouldn't stop crying when he spilled the last Dr. Pepper on his feet.
He was soda feeted.
My mom's addicted to coke. She never comes around anymore...
Because all I have is Dr Pepper
Why is Dr. Pepper a doctor?
Because it serves medicine for your taste buds
What's in a dieticians spice cabinet?
Diet Dr. Pepper
Why is Dr. Pepper came in a can?
His wife passed away.
What does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?
Theoretical fizz-ics.
What's the worst that could happen?
You could be advertising Dr Pepper
Why would anyone drink Mr. Pibb?
Dr. Pepper is clearly the educated decision.
Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper?
He was sodapressed.
Which field of study does Dr. Pepper have his PhD in?
Fizzy-ology.
Annual Brewers Convention
The CEOs of Budweiser, Heineken and Guinness meet at the annual Brewers Convention. They decide to go for drinks afterwards.
They go to a bar and sit down at a table. The CEO of Budweiser says, "First round is on me!" and orders three Budweisers. They drink and chat, and after a while the CEO of Heineken says, "My turn!" and orders three Heineken.
They drink and talk a bit more, until the CEO of Guinness says, "My turn!" and orders three Dr. Pepper. The others look at him, surprised, and ask him if he doesn't want to drink beer. He replies, "Well, YOU didn't order any beer either, so I thought YOU didn't want to..."
What did the Computer Science major say to the English major?
Yeah I'll take a #3 with a small fry and a Dr. Pepper, and a #7, just the sandwich. Do you guys still have that smoky barbeque sauce or has it been discontinued?
