Dr Pepper Jokes
55 dr pepper jokes and hilarious dr pepper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dr pepper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a little fizz in your life? Check out our collection of hilarious Dr Pepper jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to quench your thirst for laughter.
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Funniest Dr Pepper Short Jokes
Short dr pepper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dr pepper humour may include short pepsi coke jokes also.
- I couldn't afford a weight set so I tried to work out using 3 liter bottles of Dr Pepper, but instead of getting stronger it made me feel sad. It was just soda pressing.
- Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper.. The dude didn't even get a degree.
- Why did Dr. Pepper prescribe himself Prozac after being recycled? Because he was soda pressed
- My son wouldn't stop crying when he spilled the last Dr. Pepper on his feet. He was soda feeted.
- What's in a dieticians spice cabinet? Diet Dr. Pepper
- Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can.
- The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
- Why is Dr. Pepper a doctor? Because it serves medicine for your taste buds
- My mom's addicted to coke. She never comes around anymore... Because all I have is Dr Pepper
- What would you call a pepper with a medical degree? Dr. Pepper, M.D.
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Dr Pepper One Liners
Which dr pepper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dr pepper? I can suggest the ones about pepper and chili pepper.
- What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper? A Fizzician
- Why does dr pepper come in a bottle Because his wife died
- Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda
- Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude.
- What did Dr. pepper earn his PhD in? Fizz-ics
- Is it sexist.... ...I just assume Dr. Pepper is a guy?
- What is the worst type of doctor for a diabetic? .
Dr. Pepper. - Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers. I picked seven up.
- Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke.
- What did Dr Pepper major in? Physiology.
- Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper? He was sodapressed.
- What's the worst that could happen? You could be advertising Dr Pepper
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Mr. Pibb can't perform.
- Dr. Pepper comes in a can... That's why he doesn't have kids...
- Why would anyone drink Mr. Pibb? Dr. Pepper is clearly the educated decision.
Silly Dr Pepper Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about dr pepper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coca cola jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dr pepper pranks.
Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?
He thought it was Coke!
I took the family to an amusement park and they all got thirsty at once.
Fortunately we were close to a big soda shop, a circular building with lines of varying lengths standing at most of the windows.
"Excuse me," I asked a park employee, "Which window do we go to?"
"Each window is for a different drink, so just go straight to the one for what you want. If you're in a hurry, though, you might pick something less popular, that no one's waiting for."
Over the crowd I could see the drink signs above each window: Coke, Sprite, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Guinness... "How long is the Guinness line?" I asked.
He laughed, "That one wraps around the back of the building and trails off into the parking lot outside. I think they're going for a world record or something."
I didn't have time for this guy's jokes, so I asked, "Is there a punch line?"
"Nope."
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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid suffered fractured ribs, and broken bones in his face after falling off of a piece of exercise equipment. Reid is no stranger to injury, like the time he tried to open a jar of mayonnaise, and broke both of his legs.
In Colorado a survey determined that 90% of residents who voted to legalize m**..., would vote the same way again. The remaining 10% were too high to understand the question.
In Montana, a boy's parents rewarded him with $500 dollars after he gave up soda for a year. An hour later the boy was found dead, floating facedown in a bathtub full of Dr. Pepper.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
For the 23rd flavor.
Why does Jim Carrey only drink Dr. Pepper?
Because the number 23
Are you thirsty?
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is, then."
"No, that wasn't--"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?
Because his sister is dead.
The UK's referendum on EU membership, sponsored by Dr. Pepper
What's the worst that could happen?
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*In the ER* "We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"
"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"
"d**... Dr. Pepper not now!"
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife left him 4 months ago
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Q: So how do you get permission to climb mountain dew?
A: You got to ask Dr. pepper.
A nurse runs up to a doctor
"Doctor, Doctor!" she exclaims. "This patient's blood sugar is crashing!"
"This calls for a cool refreshing beverage!" says the doctor.
The nurse says, "Dr. Pepper! not now."
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The only thing i dislike about d**... is the after taste
Dr. Pepper co realy needs to fix there recipe
Annual Brewers Convention
The CEOs of Budweiser, Heineken and Guinness meet at the annual Brewers Convention. They decide to go for drinks afterwards.
They go to a bar and sit down at a table. The CEO of Budweiser says, "First round is on me!" and orders three Budweisers. They drink and chat, and after a while the CEO of Heineken says, "My turn!" and orders three Heineken.
They drink and talk a bit more, until the CEO of Guinness says, "My turn!" and orders three Dr. Pepper. The others look at him, surprised, and ask him if he doesn't want to drink beer. He replies, "Well, YOU didn't order any beer either, so I thought YOU didn't want to..."
What did the Computer Science major say to the English major?
Yeah I'll take a #3 with a small fry and a Dr. Pepper, and a #7, just the sandwich. Do you guys still have that smoky barbeque sauce or has it been discontinued?
