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- Soulja Boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor. Adele is not even a computer.
*Keep the joke going in the comments.* - What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre. - So I heard Eminem came out with a vaccine. You only get one shot.
Which makes sense, he's worked a lot with Dr. Dre & J. - What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode
- What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?
- Dr. Dre is giving up music. Instead, he has decided to become a shepherd, and raise sheep.
Introducing Bleats by Dre. - What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? The Next Episode
- Did you hear about Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's new show? Everyone is waiting for the next episode.
- Dr. Dre is has converted to Judaism and is recording a Chanukah album He'll now be going by the moniker Dr. Dreidel.
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Which dr dre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dr dre? I can suggest the ones about drake and dr strange.
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his "PaDre"
- Whats brown and rhyms with Snoop? Dr Dre
- Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets.
- What's black and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre
- Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today. He dropped too many beets.
- What do you call it when a rapper attacks a loved one? beats by Dr. Dre
- What does Dr. Dre say to 50 cent when he gives him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
- Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me.
- What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets.
- Dr Dre may not be a real medic... ...but he has performed hundreds of hip hop orations.
- What's black and rhymes with Eazy-E? Dr Dre
- Dr. Dre decided to raise sheep. Introducing Bleats by Dre.
- What did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots, he's locked in my basement
- What is brown, and rymrs with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Dr Dre Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dr dre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drummer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dr dre pranks.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high s**... count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?
Candy Kush.
What does Tim Cook get if he refuses to pay Dr. Dre his money?
Beats by Dre.
How does Dr. Dre correspond with people?
Gmail.
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
What rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving?
Beats.
What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?
Chronic delays.
What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished?
Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces.
Dr. Dre is starting a specific line of organic vegetable products.
It's called "Beets by Dre"
Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform?
Beats me.
Everything Dr. Dre buys....
Is just what the doctor ordered.
Someone asked an ex of Dr. Dre, "What did he do in his pastime?"
She responded, ""Beats me."
Dr. Dre's been dropping beats since he was three...
He was a child prodiG.
How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?
Chronic-logically.
What did Shady do when Snoop Dogg gave him rabbies?
He went to Dr. Dre's office
Dr. Dre. marries Julianne Moore
Caleb immediately gets the beats
Dr Dre's newborn has just released its first album
"Straight Outta Momma"