The Best 10 Doze Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doze jokes. There are some doze wide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doze sound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doze Jokes and Puns

How do you get a dozen Americans out of a car?

Tell them to stay inside the car.

Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12?

In case one dozen come out right.

If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now?

A math problem

Nearly a dozen muted were executed by ISIS a few days ago...

I guess you could call it 'Mime Eleven'.

A dozen monkeys, locked in a room with typewriters and infinite time would produce Shakespeare. What do you get when you give a gorilla a smartphone for an afternoon?


How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

You see a dozen potatoes standing at a street corner... do you know which one is a prostitute?

It's the one screaming, "Idaho!"

How much does a dozen cars weigh?

A carton

A dozen fish are in a tank.

Then one proclaims: "Can anybody drive this thing?"

It took dozens and dozens of flushes, and a plunger, but...

my guinea pig's funeral is finally over.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doze asleep jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doze machine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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