Downward Jokes
5 downward jokes and hilarious downward puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about downward that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know the feeling of when your day is going downhill? Laugh it off with these lighthearted downward jokes! From downward dog to upside cokey and everything in between, these jokes will settle your nerves and give you a much-needed pick-me-up. Get ready to have some fun and crack a few smiles!
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Cheerful Fun Downward Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good downward joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
The corporal explained the procedure "You count to ten and pull the first ripcord. If the c**... doesn't open, pull the second. That should do it. Then, after you land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up."
The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary "Geronimo! " and jumped out of the plane. He counted to ten and pulled the ripcord. The c**... failed to open. He pulled the second ripcord and the c**... still didn't open. As he plummeted downward, he said, "I'll bet that g**... truck won't be there either."
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Steve jobs goes to Heaven..
.. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Ship was sinking. An oldman asked Roby, How far is land ?
Roby: 2 KMs.
oldman jumped into sea.
oldman : Now, which direction?
Roby: Downwards!
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