Downvotes Jokes

Funniest Downvotes Short Jokes

Short downvotes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The downvotes humour may include short vine jokes also.

1. If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
2. What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin.
   Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
3. Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptop or something.
4. My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
5. Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed? Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
   Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.
6. What do you call a chicken that is a ghost? a poultrygeist
   Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks
7. First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
   But I only got bronze
   ​
   give me downvotes
8. What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier
   downvote brigade can start now
9. Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist) Why do beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???
   Cause black people have no rights...
   Im sorry
10. Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away. Why was the man banned from the jazz club?
    Because he was a registered sax offender.

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Downvotes One Liners

Which downvotes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with downvotes? I can suggest the ones about downside and vote.

1. Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
2. Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte.
3. How do ghosts obtain money? Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!
4. I don't downvote. It's bad karma.
5. what is the opposite of downvoted into oblivion? Upvoted into skyrim.
6. The last Airbender was so bad that Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
7. What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon.
   Let the downvotes rain down on me.
8. I was gonna write a time travel joke But you guys downvoted it.
   Sad face.
9. Yesterday I saw a bad post about 69ing with 70 upvotes! Downvoted.
10. Why was the Black Knight downvoted? Because he ripostes.
11. What's the opposite of downvote? Up communist
12. Boutta hit 7K karma Would be a shame if this got downvoted
13. I might get downvoted for this but... orange man smell bad!
14. I now know why i get so many downvotes.. Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!
15. Downvoting anything is feeding the troll

Upvotes Downvotes Jokes

Here is a list of funny upvotes downvotes jokes and even better upvotes downvotes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When you really don't like a post, upvote it first. Then when you downvote it, you'll remove TWO karma points!

Howlingly Hilarious Downvotes Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about downvotes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make downvotes pranks.