Downvotes Jokes
26 downvotes jokes and hilarious downvotes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about downvotes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
- Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed? Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone. - What do you call a chicken that is a ghost? a poultrygeist
Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks - First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
But I only got bronze
give me downvotes - What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier
downvote brigade can start now - Why was the archaeologist sad? Because his career was in ruins!!
Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!! - Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night? Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.
It's okay, even I would downvote this. - What did the apple say to the pear? No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.
Aaaannnd here come the downvotes... - My friend in Australia gets easily upset beacuse all of his posts gets downvoted Then he realised where he lived...
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Downvotes One Liners
Which downvotes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with downvotes? I can suggest the ones about downside and vote.
- Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
- Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte.
- How do ghosts obtain money? Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!
- I don't downvote. It's bad karma.
- what is the opposite of downvoted into oblivion? Upvoted into skyrim.
- The last Airbender was so bad that Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
- Yesterday I saw a bad post about 69ing with 70 upvotes! Downvoted.
- Why was the Black Knight downvoted? Because he ripostes.
- What's the opposite of downvote? Up communist
- Boutta hit 7K karma Would be a shame if this got downvoted
- I now know why i get so many downvotes.. Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!
- Downvoting anything is feeding the troll
- The downvote button is not a disagree button
- Why is Putin never late? Because he's Russian!
Yes I know, give me all the downvotes - How does EA have 700,000 downvotes?
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What funny jokes about downvotes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recession jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make downvotes pranks.
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Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?
To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.
Feel free to downvote me to reddit h**......
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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:
"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"
Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."
(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)
I said this when I was 6, and everyone laughed
Two twins came to our house one day, and I kept calling them the wrong names (they were their names, but I said Harry to Thomas and vice-versa)
My dad came to me and said 'can't tell them apart, can ya?'
'No dad, I can't tell 'em together!'
(Waits for downvotes)
I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!
Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.
Stop clicking on click-bait!
(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Halloween. I guess I chose trick.).
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Do you know the most outstanding thing about our i**... immigrants?
Their warrants.
(Here come the down-votes!)
