The Best 18 Downvotes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downvotes jokes. There are some downvotes down jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downvotes uganda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downvotes Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin.

Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!

I said this when I was 6, and everyone laughed

Two twins came to our house one day, and I kept calling them the wrong names (they were their names, but I said Harry to Thomas and vice-versa)

My dad came to me and said 'can't tell them apart, can ya?'

'No dad, I can't tell 'em together!'

(Waits for downvotes)

I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.

Stop clicking on click-bait!

(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Halloween. I guess I chose trick.).

Downvotes joke, I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What h

How do ghosts obtain money?

Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!

Do you know the most outstanding thing about our illegal immigrants?

Their warrants.

(Here come the down-votes!)


What do you call a chicken that is a ghost?

a poultrygeist


Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks

What's a Jewish dilemma?

Free bacon.

Let the downvotes rain down on me.

Downvotes joke, What's a Jewish dilemma?

First bad joke

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics

But I only got bronze



give me downvotes

Why was the archaeologist sad?

Because his career was in ruins!!

Give me your downvotes; I AM FUELED BY YOUR DOWNVOTES!!!!

In what body of water did Hitler keep his string?

The Knot seas

Bring on the downvotes!

What did the apple say to the pear?

No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.

Aaaannnd here come the downvotes...

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True jokes

Malaysian politics.
Malaysian prime minister.
Malaysian election 2018

_now ready for downvotes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte.

Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

I now know why i get so many downvotes..

Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!

What's the biggest cause of child molesting?

Sexy kids. (Prepares for downvotes 🙄)

Why is Putin never late?

Because he's Russian!

Yes I know, give me all the downvotes

Downvotes joke, Why is Putin never late?

How does EA have 700,000 downvotes?

What do you call a vegetable who want to be a ginger?

A Trans-ginger.

Downvotes are welcome too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the downvotes lower jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working downvotes vote piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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