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35 downvote jokes and hilarious downvote puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about downvote that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Downvote Short Jokes

Short downvote jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The downvote humour may include short mods jokes also.

  1. If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
  2. What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin.
    Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
  3. Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptop or something.
  4. My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
  5. Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed? Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
    Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.
  6. What do you call a chicken that is a ghost? a poultrygeist
    Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks
  7. First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
    But I only got bronze

    give me downvotes
  8. What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier
    downvote brigade can start now
  9. Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist) Why do beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???
    Cause black people have no rights...
    Im sorry
  10. Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away. Why was the man banned from the jazz club?
    Because he was a registered sax offender.

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Downvote One Liners

Which downvote one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with downvote? I can suggest the ones about poll and edit.

  1. Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
  2. Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte.
  3. How do ghosts obtain money? Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!
  4. I don't downvote. It's bad karma.
  5. what is the opposite of downvoted into oblivion? Upvoted into skyrim.
  6. The last Airbender was so bad that Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
  7. What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon.
    Let the downvotes rain down on me.
  8. I was gonna write a time travel joke But you guys downvoted it.
    Sad face.
  9. Yesterday I saw a bad post about 69ing with 70 upvotes! Downvoted.
  10. Why was the Black Knight downvoted? Because he ripostes.
  11. What's the opposite of downvote? Up communist
  12. Boutta hit 7K karma Would be a shame if this got downvoted
  13. I might get downvoted for this but... orange man smell bad!
  14. I now know why i get so many downvotes.. Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!
  15. Downvoting anything is feeding the troll

Upvote Downvote Jokes

Here is a list of funny upvote downvote jokes and even better upvote downvote puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When you really don't like a post, upvote it first. Then when you downvote it, you'll remove TWO karma points!
Downvote joke, When you really don't like a post, upvote it first.

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Laughable Downvote Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about downvote you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean meta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make downvote prank.

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.
Feel free to downvote me to reddit h**......

How do you keep Texans and their politics in Texas?

Place a "Welcome to California" sign on every road leading out of Texas. They'll turn right around.
*Edit*: Hey, hey, hey. If you don't like the joke, downvote ME. Leave my commenters alone!

As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:

"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"
Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."
(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)

I said this when I was 6, and everyone laughed

Two twins came to our house one day, and I kept calling them the wrong names (they were their names, but I said Harry to Thomas and vice-versa)
My dad came to me and said 'can't tell them apart, can ya?'
'No dad, I can't tell 'em together!'
(Waits for downvotes)

I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.
Stop clicking on click-bait!
(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Halloween. I guess I chose trick.).

Do you know the most outstanding thing about our i**... immigrants?

Their warrants.
(Here come the down-votes!)

Downvote joke, What's a Jewish dilemma?

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