The Best 24 Downvote Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downvote jokes. There are some downvote upvote jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downvote edit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downvote Jokes and Puns

Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist)

Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???

Cause black people have no rights...

Im sorry

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier

downvote brigade can start now

Iron Man is technically a FEmale.

I will downvote myself on the way out....

I don't downvote.

It's bad karma.

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.


What do you do if there's a sink outside your door?

You let that sink in :)...ill downvote myself

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....

I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.

Downvote joke, If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA gets over their SWBFII response....

I'd probably have Darth Vader as a playable character....

The downvote button is not a disagree button

What is the reason that only 'Anti-Vax' jokes are becoming top post nowadays?

Well, because most of the Anti-vaxxer's have died from polio to downvote those jokes and make them disappear.

I now know why i get so many downvotes..

Apparantly I'm a huge sensation in Australia!

You can explore downvote poll reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean downvote comment dad jokes. There are also downvote puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When you really don't like a post, upvote it first.

Then when you downvote it, you'll remove TWO karma points!

I might get downvoted for this but...

orange man smell bad!

I was telling my friend about an upcoming vietnamese Pho festival. He asked what kind of festival? I said, did I stutter!?

I know it's awful. Downvote accordingly.

What's the opposite of downvote?

Up communist

please downvote

Consent is my kink, I just can't have sex without it

Downvote joke, please downvote

Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away.

Why was the man banned from the jazz club?

Because he was a registered sax offender.

My son told me this joke when he was two. "Knock knock..."

"Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"CHICAGO"

He's almost 13 now, so... even if you downvote me straight to Hell, this works out.

Because I can just give him a lecture over why it's all his fault, and then I will be a successful parent today.

The last Airbender was so bad that

Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.


Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed?

Their weapons were at a staff meeting.

Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.

Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night?

Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.


It's okay, even I would downvote this.

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.

Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...

How do you keep Texans and their politics in Texas?

Place a "Welcome to California" sign on every road leading out of Texas. They'll turn right around.

*Edit*: Hey, hey, hey. If you don't like the joke, downvote ME. Leave my commenters alone!

As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:

"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"

Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."

(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the downvote ballot puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working downvote reposting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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