The Best 5 Downton Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downton jokes. There are some downton movie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downton abbey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downton Jokes and Puns

Flower Salesman Arrested

Local Chinese man Chen Yu stopped a Catholic monk from selling flowers tonight in Downton Dallas. The monk was detained for not having a vending license. The monk will be fined $300 and Yu has been awarded for his efforts. At the end of the day, only Yu can prevent Florist Friars.

What would you call a show if it was Bridgerton but everyone was out of shape?

Downton Flabby

What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common?

They're both period drama

What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?

Downton Syndrome

KC & The Sunshine Band are sad Blockbuster have closed down.

They had plans to do a little dance, make a little love and get Downton out.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the downton worcestershire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working downton hampshire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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