Downstream Jokes
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A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic
A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."
A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...
A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.
The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.
He turns his attention to God as all good priests do and cries
O God! Dam it!
My local fisherman keeps trying to lecture me about how the litter from single-use plastics flows downstream into spawning grounds.
I see he's up-to-date with current events.
The contrary Mother-in-law
A neighbor came running to Nasserddin Hodja's house with the news that the Hodja's mother-in-law had been washing her laundry in the river when she fell into the water and drowned. "And we cannot find her body," he continued. "We searched everywhere downstream for her, but all to no avail."
"You should have searched upstream," replied the Hodja. "My mother-in-law is so contrary that she would never go with the flow."
Did you hear about Rommels wristwatch?
It fell off while he was crossing a river, and just floated there, didn't sink, didn't drift downstream, just floated there.
They called it die wacht am Rhein.
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