Downsizing Jokes
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I heard this one at school today
Jack and Amy both work for the same company. Their work is going fine until the economy falls and the company starts downsizing. The boss was given the option to fire one of them. He calls Amy into his office to break her the news. He says: "I'll either have to lay you or j**...".
My grandma was thinking about downsizing
She's in an urn now
Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too.
Boss's Dilemma
At a small company, a manager is told that, due to downsizing, he has to lay off someone from his staff. After much agonizing, he narrows his list down to two people. Not sure who to get rid of, he talks to his boss for advice.
"On one hand, Mary is a really great worker," he says. "But on the other hand, Jack is a single father and really needs this job to support his kids."
His boss replies, "I don't know what to tell you, why don't you just go ask them?"
So, when Mary comes into work, the manager goes to talk to her and says,
"Listen, Mary, I've got a bit of a dilemma. I've got to lay you or j**...."
And she responds, "You better j**..., I've got a headache."
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