The Best 21 Downside Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downside jokes. There are some downside inconvenience jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downside upside puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downside Jokes and Puns

TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...


On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can't own guns.

Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

Cliffs are so great...

But they have one downside

Downside joke, Cliffs are so great...

I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food.

On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.

I'm man enough to swallow tablets without water.

The downside is that I'm not allowed in Samsung stores anymore.


Downside to a threesome?

You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1

I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers

It's called absinthe-theism.

Downside joke, I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside i

What's The Downside To Eating A Clock?

It's time consuming.

A man asked God if he could have one wish.

This man was very nice and good to others; however, his life was on the downside lately.

*What can I do for you my son?*

I wish I could be a God, too.

*I cannot do that. Ask me another one.*

I like to understand what women are really saying when they say 'nothing' or 'you know.'

*I'll make you into a God.*

You know, I'm into auto erotic asphyxiation, but there is one downside.

You can never really tell if your coming or going.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Two men are hanging out at a bar, when one asks the other...

Mate, if somebody gave you ten million dollars to have sex with Freddie Mercury, would you do it?

The other man, who is gay, says I see no downside.

The first man said: Dude, Freddie Mercury died in 1991.

The other one replied, Exactly.

Q. What's the downside to having 1000 grams?

A. The pinches on the cheeks get old real fast.

There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill.

That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66

I eventually understood USB Type C design...

And now, I can't really see any downside in it

What is the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming.

- From LOU Part II

Downside joke, What is the downside to eating a clock?

What's a down-side of being a paedophile?

You have to go to bed early.

Opioid abuse may have a downside...

But it also has its Percs.

The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg

The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg


A perk of a career at the morgue is you always get the coroner office.

The only downside is the stiff competition.

What's the downside of being a crossfit couple?

After sex: I didn't know we were doing that for time too.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the downside contrarian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working downside scandal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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