Downside Jokes

33 downside jokes and hilarious downside puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about downside that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Downside Short Jokes

Short downside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The downside humour may include short ides jokes also.

  1. I am not sure how I feel about having toast for breakfast. On the upside, it's buttered.
    On the downside, it isn't.
  2. I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.
  3. I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers It's called absinthe-theism.
  4. Q. What's the downside to having 1000 grams? A. The pinches on the cheeks get old real fast.
  5. There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66
  6. I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it
  7. The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google the names they call you when it ends badly.
  8. The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg
  9. I need to make a presentation about why Switzerland is the best country in the world. There are many downsides.
    But their flag is a big plus.
  10. A perk of a career at the morgue is you always get the coroner office. The only downside is the stiff competition.

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Downside One Liners

Which downside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with downside? I can suggest the ones about outs and loses.

  1. Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside
  2. What's The Downside To Eating A Clock? It's time consuming.
  3. I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm. I guess skiing has its downsides.
  4. What is the downside to eating a clock? It's time consuming.
    - From LOU Part II
  5. Did you hear about the boy who couldn't lower his neck? He said he sees no downside.
  6. What's the downside to eating at a nuclear McDonald's? Managing the toxic waist.
  7. You know what's upside down? Downside up.
  8. The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror...
  9. BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy?
    A: More than one mother-in-law.
  10. What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!
  11. What is the downside of running the 100m dash in under 10 seconds? Being Black!
  12. Downside to a t**...? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1
  13. What's a down-side of being a p**...? You have to go to bed early.
  14. Opioid a**... may have a downside... But it also has its Percs.

Downside joke, Opioid a**... may have a downside...

The Funniest Downside Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about downside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean falls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make downside pranks.

TIL that a school of piranhas can s**... all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

For extra cash consider robbing s**... offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can't own guns.
Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

I'm man enough to s**... tablets without water.

The downside is that I'm not allowed in Samsung stores anymore.

A man asked God if he could have one wish.

This man was very nice and good to others; however, his life was on the downside lately.
*What can I do for you my son?*
I wish I could be a God, too.
*I cannot do that. Ask me another one.*
I like to understand what women are really saying when they say 'nothing' or 'you know.'
*I'll make you into a God.*

You know, I'm into auto e**... asphyxiation, but there is one downside.

You can never really tell if your coming or going.

What's the downside of being a r**... kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Two men are hanging out at a bar, when one asks the other...

Mate, if somebody gave you ten million dollars to have s**... with Freddie Mercury, would you do it?
The other man, who is gay, says I see no downside.
The first man said: Dude, Freddie Mercury died in 1991.
The other one replied, Exactly.

Downside joke, What's a down-side of being a p**...?