Downloader Jokes
102 downloader jokes and hilarious downloader puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about downloader that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Downloader Short Jokes
Short downloader jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The downloader humour may include short jokes also.
- I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything.
- The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but You have to fight for your right to Part E!
- A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
- Optimist: "This glass is half-full." Pessimist: "This glass is half-empty." EA Employee: "Download the next half for $9.99!"
- If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
- Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m. Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?
- I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
- Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.
- Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download
2. What their daughters upload - The next 600 stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent
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Downloader One Liners
Which downloader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with downloader? I can suggest the ones about and .
- The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99*
- I wish I hadn't downloaded Reddit. I regreddit.
- I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
- I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died.
- Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
- We should re-download 2020 Because it has a virus
- I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
- I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel.
- Why did the chess player download tinder in Prague? He was looking for a Czech mate.
- I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
- I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy.
- Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers.
- I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop.
- I downloaded Chrome on my Samsung Smart Fridge. It became an oven.
- What app do you get, when you download instagram a thousand times? Instakilo
Video Downloader Jokes
Here is a list of funny video downloader jokes and even better video downloader puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal.
- What is the best way to download a YouTube video? Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint
- I just downloaded a video of Luis Suarez's best moments It was three mega bites
Downloader Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about downloader you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make downloader pranks.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
​
Sincerely,
​
The Internet Provider
3 kids are discussing how they were made
One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."
What does a pirate do in his spare time?
He infringes on copyrights and downloads torrents.
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Job Interview
A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"
The IT department hates me
I finish my delicious cup of morning coffee and kindly let them know "I successfully downloaded java again!"
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
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I took a public speaking class in college.
I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech.
I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games
C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!
Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser..
To download other browsers with
Abraham Lincoln, 1863
-Morgan Freeman
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Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...?
He was charged with Petty theft.
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Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...
I just opened up Microsoft Edge...
Now I can download Google Chrome in style.
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I downloaded some hymns for my ipod
New praylist.
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Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....
When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas.
But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.
If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...
It's full of trojans!!
I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today...
It crashed.
Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?
It had freed up one GB of space.
I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice for my navigation system
Now it just tells me to find my own way.
How do you download an elephant?
One byte at a time
I've just downloaded a copy of the Bible from the internet…
When I'd finished, it said, "Saved."
I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.
Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?
What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet?
A Tor-ant
Getting an STD is like downloading a virus...
...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.
What's the name of a director whose movies you can only download?
Quentin Torrentino
Internet explorer is the best web browser
For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.
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The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
I downloaded a book on Ethics from the PirateBay
I hadn't gotten to that chapter yet
I got a Kindle for Christmas that only lets me download modern sociology audiobooks.
I think it speaks volumes on todays society.
What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?
A *πrate*
If a tour group in the Bahamas downloads some bit torrent movies while there
does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?
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How come e**... games are always digital downloads?
I just want a physical release.
In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.
That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.
ELI5: Why are download speeds so much faster than upload speeds?
Is it because of gravity?
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My s**... life just got a whole lot better...
Frontier increased my download speed from 1.5Mbs to 15.
I downloaded this new app. It's great, it tells you what to wear, what to eat, what's unhealthy and if you've put on weight.
It's called the Daily Mail
How wide does the stage need to be at the Download festival?
Depends on the bandwidth.
It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.
You wouldn't download a car
Cause trailer are free
The most important browsers are IE and Edge.
You need them to download Chrome and Firefox.
Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
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What is a communist doing when he downloads something?
He is in*stalin*
Ok I'll leave.
All these "Don't pay too much for [x]" Wikibuy/Honey ads are really convincing.
They convinced me to download Adblocker.
I wanted to get into cycling a bit more since I got out of shape during quarantine.
So I downloaded this app called 'Cycle tracker' and apparently cycling is very sexist towards men.
You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.
We were burning the Midnight Oil.
I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much
I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
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Why did the skeleton download Tinder?
He wanted to get b**....
Police bursts into a man's house.
They put him on the floor, handcuff him and all that shabang.
One of the officers says to him: "You are arrested for illegally downloading the whole Wikipedia!"
The man says: "I'm sorry officer.
I can explain everything."
My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
My 'WhatsApp' keeps crashing on my phone and won't run properly....
So, I've downloaded something called 'The Bugs Bunny' to fix it.............
It's a 'WhatsApp Doc.'
Music
I have been downloading HD digital music but some people don't really like the format so I've been getting a lot of FLAC lately.
My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope.
I told him I would download them, but I don't have space on my phone.