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  1. I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything.
  2. Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...
  3. The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but You have to fight for your right to Part E!
  4. Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia Man: Wait I can explain everything
  5. I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.
  6. A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
  7. A man gets arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia The man says, Wait! I can explain everything!
  8. Optimist: "This glass is half-full." Pessimist: "This glass is half-empty." EA Employee: "Download the next half for $9.99!"
  9. If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
  10. Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m. Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?

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  1. The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99*
  2. I wish I hadn't downloaded Reddit. I regreddit.
  3. I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
  4. I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died.
  5. The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline
  6. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
  7. We should re-download 2020 Because it has a virus
  8. I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
  9. What is a communist doing when he downloads something? He is in*stalin*
    Ok I'll leave.
  10. I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D
  11. I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel.
  12. Why did the chess player download tinder in Prague? He was looking for a Czech mate.
  13. Moses was the first person to: Download from Cloud onto a Tablet.
  14. I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
  15. I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy.

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  • Facebook bought WhatsApp for $19 billion. What a bunch of morons. They could've just downloaded it for free.
  • I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech.
  • You wouldn't download a car Cause trailer are free
  • Why is it legal to download America? Because it's royalty free.
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  • Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
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What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
​
Sincerely,
​
The Internet Provider

3 kids are discussing how they were made

One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"

Parents are worried about two things these days

1. What their sons download
2. What their daughters upload

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything

Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...?

He was charged with Petty theft.

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....

So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...

It's full of trojans!!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

If my Sky Internet gets any slower

by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal.

I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice for my navigation system

Now it just tells me to find my own way.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What's a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.
Sincerely,
Comcast

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear customer,
We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/i**... downloading on your network.

I've just downloaded a copy of the Bible from the internet…

When I'd finished, it said, "Saved."

Getting an STD is like downloading a virus...

...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.

I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...

Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.

The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet

Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans

How come e**... games are always digital downloads?

I just want a physical release.

In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.

That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.

My s**... life just got a whole lot better...

Frontier increased my download speed from 1.5Mbs to 15.

It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.

Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet?

Moses.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Subscriber,
We are cutting off your Internet service due to i**... downloading.

Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

I got arrested for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.

But I should be fine. I can explain everything in court.

The next 600 stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent

I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much

I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.
I told them I could explain everything.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
Your Internet Provider

Police bursts into a man's house.

They put him on the floor, handcuff him and all that shabang.
One of the officers says to him: "You are arrested for illegally downloading the whole Wikipedia!"
The man says: "I'm sorry officer.
I can explain everything."

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything

My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)

My 'WhatsApp' keeps crashing on my phone and won't run properly....

So, I've downloaded something called 'The Bugs Bunny' to fix it.............
It's a 'WhatsApp Doc.'

Music

I have been downloading HD digital music but some people don't really like the format so I've been getting a lot of FLAC lately.

My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope.

I told him I would download them, but I don't have space on my phone.

What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider

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