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Funniest Download Short Jokes
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- I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything.
- The Beastie Boys have released a 5 part documentary! Parts A through D are freely available to download, but You have to fight for your right to Part E!
- A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
- Optimist: "This glass is half-full." Pessimist: "This glass is half-empty." EA Employee: "Download the next half for $9.99!"
- If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
- Apple is reportedly buying Shazam for some $400m. Couldn't they just download it from the App Store for free?
- I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
- Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.
- Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download
2. What their daughters upload - The next 600 stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent
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Download One Liners
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- The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99*
- I wish I hadn't downloaded Reddit. I regreddit.
- I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
- I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died.
- Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
- We should re-download 2020 Because it has a virus
- I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
- I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel.
- Why did the chess player download tinder in Prague? He was looking for a Czech mate.
- I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
- I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy.
- Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers.
- I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop.
- I downloaded Chrome on my Samsung Smart Fridge. It became an oven.
- What app do you get, when you download instagram a thousand times? Instakilo
Free Download Jokes
Here is a list of funny free download jokes and even better free download puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech.
- You wouldn't download a car Cause trailer are free
- Why is it legal to download America? Because it's royalty free.
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- Champions Online full game free pc, download, play. Champions Online download torrent
- Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
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Hilarious Download Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about download you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean desktop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make download pranks.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
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Sincerely,
​
The Internet Provider
3 kids are discussing how they were made
One says, "The stork brought me!"
The second one says, "I was downloaded from the internet!"
The third one hangs his head down in shame and says, "Well, my family is poor, and my parents makes everything themselves."
What does a pirate do in his spare time?
He infringes on copyrights and downloads torrents.
Job Interview
A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.
As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.
He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.
The interviewer asks, "Where's the rest of your résumé?"
The programmer replies, "Oh, that's downloadable content; it costs an extra ten dollars!"
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
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Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and r**...?
He was charged with Petty theft.
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Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...
I just opened up Microsoft Edge...
Now I can download Google Chrome in style.
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Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....
If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...
It's full of trojans!!
Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?
It had freed up one GB of space.
If my Sky Internet gets any slower
by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal.
I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice for my navigation system
Now it just tells me to find my own way.
I've just downloaded a copy of the Bible from the internet…
When I'd finished, it said, "Saved."
Getting an STD is like downloading a virus...
...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.
Internet explorer is the best web browser
For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.
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The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
I got a Kindle for Christmas that only lets me download modern sociology audiobooks.
I think it speaks volumes on todays society.
What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?
A *πrate*
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How come e**... games are always digital downloads?
I just want a physical release.
In the old days, when you illegally downloaded music it would transfer everything but the drum tracks, so you'd have to duplicate those on your own.
That's why they say you can't steal music without repercussion.
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My s**... life just got a whole lot better...
Frontier increased my download speed from 1.5Mbs to 15.
It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.
Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
What is the best way to download a YouTube video?
Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint
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What is a communist doing when he downloads something?
He is in*stalin*
Ok I'll leave.
All these "Don't pay too much for [x]" Wikibuy/Honey ads are really convincing.
They convinced me to download Adblocker.
You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.
We were burning the Midnight Oil.
I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much
I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
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Why did the skeleton download Tinder?
He wanted to get b**....
Police bursts into a man's house.
They put him on the floor, handcuff him and all that shabang.
One of the officers says to him: "You are arrested for illegally downloading the whole Wikipedia!"
The man says: "I'm sorry officer.
I can explain everything."
My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
My 'WhatsApp' keeps crashing on my phone and won't run properly....
So, I've downloaded something called 'The Bugs Bunny' to fix it.............
It's a 'WhatsApp Doc.'
Music
I have been downloading HD digital music but some people don't really like the format so I've been getting a lot of FLAC lately.
My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope.
I told him I would download them, but I don't have space on my phone.

