Downing Street Jokes
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Friend who lives in Russia told me this joke
(English isn't my first language, sorry if the translation isn't the best)
The phone rings at 10 Downing Street.
- Hello, mister Putin would like to speak with Theresa May.
- I'm afraid she's currently sleeping.
- Very well, if she wakes up please tell her that mister Putin would like to talk to her.
- Will do.
- Thank you. *hangs up*
- Wait. What do you mean "if"?
Why do all the doors in 10 Downing Street have handles?
That place already has enough knobs.
Carpenter needed for 10 Downing Street
The Cabinets falling apart
Carpenter wanted. Cabinet is falling apart
Address: 10 Downing Street
At a bar, the Sailors and Marines are arguing about who can drink the most.
The bartender says, "Can anyone drink 10 pints in 2 minutes?"
The place goes quiet until one sailor pipes up, "I'll bet I can."
Instead of running up to the bar, he runs out the door.
A few minutes later, he's back. "Line 'em up," he yells.
The bartender pours the pints and sure enough, the sailor downs them in 2 minutes.
Amongst the cheers and back-slapping, the bartender asks, "where'd ya go just now before the contest?"
The sailor looks up, bleary eyed, "I went to the bar across the street to see if I could do it!"
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