The Best 48 Downhill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downhill jokes. There are some downhill ravine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downhill bobsleigh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downhill Jokes and Puns

A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year.

Aye they say it was all downhill from there.

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son

Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.

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My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that.

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip

Our relationship was going downhill.

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I remember not long before grandpa died we covered his back with butter

he went downhill pretty quickly after that.

Say what you want about skiing...

..but the sports going downhill, Fast!

I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go

Now hes going downhill fast

Downhill joke, I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go

A month before my grandfather died we decided to cover his back in lard.

After that he went downhill very quickly.

There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately

Even the mudslides have gone downhill.

What's big, black and loaded with aids?

A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005

Their marriage really went downhill after that

A woman is looking in the mirror and doesn't like what she sees.

She says to her husband "I think my body is going downhill. Tell me something good to make me feel better."

He replies: "You still have perfect vision."

When my grandfather was ill, we covered his back in lard...

...but after that, he went downhill really fast.

I use to like going skiing. But that hobby...

Went downhill so fast

Don't ever invest in snowboarding.

That sport is going downhill fast.

Downhill joke, Don't ever invest in snowboarding.

United's Service Has Really Gone Downhill

Just 16 yrs ago they flew you right to your office.

A week before he died my grandfather smeared butter all over his back.

After that he went downhill very quickly.

When my granddad was ill the doctor told us to put butter on his back

after that he went downhill very quickly

A pessimist finished building a majestic slide.

"Things can only go downhill from here."

I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this

The Earth can't be flat because my life keeps on going downhill.

When was the first computer?

Adam and Eve's time. It was an apple. It only had one byte, then everything went downhill.

I don't know why people get so excited about skiing vacations

Right from the start they go downhill very fast.

The worst thing about being a profession skier... that your career can only go downhill

When my grandfather got sick, my grandmother rubbed lard all over his back.

After that he went downhill very quickly.

\- Milton Jones

I used to be a professional ski athlete

It just went downhill from there

Downhill joke, I used to be a professional ski athlete

In the weeks leading up to my grandfathers death he had to use a wheelchair.

After that he went downhill very quickly.

About a month before his death my uncle asked us to cover him in grease

He went downhill quite quickly after that.

Shortly before he died, my grandma covered my grandads back with lard...

...after that he went downhill fast

I took a job as snowboard instructor but quit after a week

I quickly realised my career was going downhill fast.

Did you hear about the guy who invented base jumping?

It was the highpoint of his career. It was all downhill after.

Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing

I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult

I touched myself and my life went downhill

It was a stroke of back luck

I don't really like having fights going downhill...

...but sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches

The 4 rules of plumbing

Payday is Friday

Shit flows downhill

The boss is an ass

Don't chew your fingernails

My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.

Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

A man climbs Mount Everest.

He manages to reach the top, looks out at the amazing view, and promptly bursts into tears.

"Sir, what is wrong?" His guide asks.

The man struggles to get himself under control. "I- I just- I just realized..."

"My entire life will be all downhill from here."

How do you get an antivaxxer to shut up?

I've been here for over fourteen years, it's been all downhill for the last ten.

Why are climbers always depressed when they reach the top of the mountain?

'Cause it's all downhill from there.

The popularity of skiing has decreased somewhat lately

In fact, it's going downhill fast.

Did you hear that the US bobsled team put Donald Trump's picture on the front of the sled?

Apparently nobody else can make America go downhill faster.

I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest.

Their lives have been downhill ever since.

I find alpine skiing to be depressing

You start at the top and it's all downhill from there

I was going to tell a joke about sledding…..

But things go downhill quickly.

Old skiers never die.

They just go downhill.

A bullet is talking to a therapist

The therapist asks the bullet, "So when do you think everything started to go downhill?"

The bullet answers, "Well Doc, it all started back when I got fired. When the hammer finally came down, it hit me really hard. I lost it and blew off my top, and now I feel like a shell of my former self."

thank you to /u/TinyPlaidNinjas for the inspiration for this joke

I am a little worried about the future of the sport of Olympic skiing.

It's just going downhill.


Police: "Why did you kill those 52 people?"

Driver: "I was going downhill and my brakes weren't working, I had to hit myself against something to stop.

There were 2 cliffs, one with 50 people in front of it and one with 2.

I decided that getting two people killed is better than killing 50 so I went towards them.

And then they ran towards the others."

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