The Best 11 Downer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Downer jokes. There are some downer buzzkill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these downer depressive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Downer Jokes and Puns

I was once kicked out of fat camp

for being a little debbie downer.

I didn't have any candy at Halloween...

So I gave out my antidepressants.

It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.

You know Darth Vader actually did get married.

Even though he's kind of a downer she's much more uplifting… her name is Ella

Having a 3rd chromosome....

Is a real downer.

Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome...

What a downer.

Diet Downer

I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A Little Debbie downer.


With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain.

well that was a "downer"

What did you call 47 upset chromosomes?

A downer with a frowner.

Yes I'm going to helll for thinking this is funny, and even more so because I just made it up!

Why don't you go to a disabled person's funeral?

It's always a downer.

What do you call a depressed midget named Debra who likes to eat a lot of zebra cakes?

A Little Debbie Downer

You can explore downer bummer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean downer debbie dad jokes. There are also downer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the downer swedener puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working downer unvaccinated piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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