Down Syndrom Jokes
96 down syndrom jokes and hilarious down syndrom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about down syndrom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Down Syndrom Short Jokes
Short down syndrom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The down syndrom humour may include short downs syndrome jokes also.
- My wife fell in love with me again during covid-19 I guess you could call it stuck-home syndrome
- I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome... It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
- I was forced to read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. I hated it at first, but now I love it.
- Just read a book about Stockholm syndrome It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.
- Doctor: I'm sorry John, but you suffer from Auto Correct Syndrome John: I didn't even know I was I'll
- I was reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome the other day. It was really bad to begin with, but by the end I quite liked it.
- Doctor: I'm afraid you're suffering from Auto Correct Syndrome Patient: I didn't even know I was I'll
- I've just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it
- A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual." - A boy asks his father The difference between up and down.
His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'.
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Down Syndrom One Liners
Which down syndrom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with down syndrom? I can suggest the ones about syndrome and downs.
- The doctor said I had Gloria Gaynor Syndrome At first I was afraid...
- I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.
- My doctor diagnosed me with "Autocorrect Syndrome" I didn't even know I was I'll.
- What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato.
- Lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome I wanted my first time to be special
- I named my dog Syndrome.. So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"
^^^Stolen - I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
- Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry? Irritable vowel syndrome.
- At a down syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?
- I have Down's Syndrome 47/46, would not recommend
- what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
- What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog.
- The Doctor told me, You have Backstreet Boys Syndrome. Me to the Doctor, Tell me why.
- What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome? Yukanol Fukov
- I have a girlfriend with restless leg syndrome I tell everyone - I get a kick out of it.
Delightful Fun Down Syndrom Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome...
he had a special relative, you see?
When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome
Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Down syndrome"
What do you say to a handicapped dog?
Down Syndrome, down!
A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome
...and call it Touch Downs.
What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?
you call him a little slow
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!
I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome.
So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"
What do you call a kid with down syndrome when he's high?
A baked potato.[](/changeling)
So my cousin has bieber fever...
Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school...
Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.
When I get a dog, I'm going to call him Syndrome.
Down Syndrome!
A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar
The barman says ' hey! Why the m**... face?'
What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome who's late to school?
Retardy
They say good things come in threes...
Try telling that to someone with
Down Syndrome
Have you ever seen an Asian person with Down Syndrome?
But then again, how could you tell?
My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...
"Get down syndrome"
A good name for a dog is Syndrome.
Then when he tries to attack someone you can yell Down Syndrome!
Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
I named my dog Syndrome
So every time he jumps on people I can shout: "Down Syndrome!"
What do you call a nice down syndrome person?
Sweet potato.
Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?
Because they have bad genes.
What do you call it when someone likes to dance but has an extra chromosome?
Get down syndrome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his test?
47/46
I named my dog syndrome
So I could say "Down Syndrome!"
I had a hyper dog called Syndrome
Every time someone came round my house he used to jump around them. Then I have to say "Down Syndrome!"
Third times the charm...
...said god before he accidentally created down syndrome.
What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?
Slow Dancing.
Why wasn't Donald Duck's fourth nephew in any Disney cartoons?
He had Down Syndrome
Kittens and down syndrome
Whats a kitten and a down syndrome kid have in common? Both are cute when little but noboby wants a grown 1
If people with down syndrome got an extra 21 chromosome..
Then, why isn't it called up syndrome?
What do you call a chef with down syndrome?
A slow cooker!
What do you call a pig with down syndrome?
A hammy down
Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st
Because it's 321
What did Jeffrey d**... do when he found out his victim had down syndrome?
He made a potato salad.
a person with down syndrome gets his chromosome test results back
"**above average**"
What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his birthday?
An extra chromosome.
what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome?
Som ting wong
What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number?
321
If a kid with Down Syndrome gets Gonorrhea
Is it called "Slow Clap"?
If a midget with down syndrome is a late to class, is it okay to call him a little tardy?
I'm going to name my dog "Syndrome".
Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, "Down Syndrome!".
What do you call a group of people with down syndrome
a potato salad.
If iron man had down syndrome his name would be...
Robert Downey Jr
Why don't cannibals eat people with down syndrome?
They don't like GMOs in their diet.
What's the perfect name for a girl with Down syndrome?
Debbie.
What did the doctor tell the frowning kid with down syndrome?
"Turn that syndrome upside down!"
Have you guys heard about the new dating app for people with down syndrome?
Its called Tindurrrrrrr.
What is the opposite of Down Syndrome?
Down Gooddeeddrome
What's the worst part about the twins with down syndrome?
They're not twins.
What do you call a rapper with down syndrome?
21 Savage
Where did the kid with Down Syndrome work?
Chromosomes Ltd.
I got screened for down syndrome today
Luckily it can back inconclusive!
What do you call toddlers with down syndrome?
Tater Tots
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?
Tresemmé 21
It will be a hit across the world
I'm coming up with a television show about a young woman with down syndrome named Shirley. I'm going to call the show "Slowly but Shirley"
*I'll see myself out*
Did you hear about the guy who fell in a hole?
He had Down Syndrome
What kind of vision do people with Down Syndrome have?
21/21/21
I use this down syndrome kid to keep the birds away from my crops.
I call him my scare-chromosome
There's a new DNA analysis website for Down Syndrome people.
It's called 22 & me & me & me.
I cant stop listening to serj tankian's band...
I guess i have system of a down syndrome
Why is there no black person with Down syndrome?
God doesn't curse two times.
What do you call a pop group consisting of only people with down syndrome?
Men Without Chromosomes
What do you call Australian Toddlers with down syndrome?
Vegemites
What is Syndrome when he visit Australia?
Down Syndrome
What do you call a bartender with down syndrome?
baw tendah
What was a kid with down syndrome doing in a math class?
Looking for the X
What do you call a mexican with down syndrome?
Juan extra chromosome...
What do you call a bird with Down Syndrome?
A mongoose
If a chicken has Down syndrome...
Is it still a meat or now a vegetable?
Teabaggers get offended when whenever I call them slow..
Apparently they had Down syndrome
What do you call twins with Down Syndrome?
Double-Dribble
What is the slow bunny's medical condition?
It has watership down syndrome.
What do you call a s**... with down syndrome?
*Potistic
What do you call a lazy person with Down syndrome?
A couch potato.
What do you call a pumpkin with Down Syndrome?
Gourd Downie
What do you call the ashes of a person with down syndrome?
What do you call a person who has Down syndrome and is awesome?
Chromawesome.
