Following is our collection of funny Down Load jokes. There are some down load loaded jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these down load loading puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, Hey sweetheart, why don't you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing total distance travelled?
Well don't you know, she loved my suggestion!
It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.
Didn't the real Trojan horse burst and loads of little guys came pouring out of it?
A MAGAzine.
A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.
Until 9 months later when Consuela's baby came out looking just like me!
It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.
The doctor says "get a load of this guy"
They asked "so what's your special talent?"
I said "I do bird impressions!"
They said "sorry, that's not original we have had loads of them!"
I said "fair enough!!"...
and flew out the window.
It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)
Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..
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You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
She asked her husband: What do we do? Husband said: I'm no expert, but I wouldn't spank him!"
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
I've asked loads and they've all said no.
"Get a load of this guy"
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
She swallowed.
Gonna call it: "Get a load of this guy over here!".
The patrons and staff, terrified, comply.
He's loading up his sack with cash when his mask slips off. He quickly pulls it back up and sees two guys who may have seen his face. He points his gun at the first.
"Did you see my face?"
"Yes"
BANG, he shoots him.
He then points it at the second guy.
"Did you see my face?"
The second guy points at a woman sitting far off in the reception area.
"No, but my mother in law did!"
What the Hellmann
Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
I rest, load up on carbs and don't run.
GODDAMMIT BOY BE CAREFUL THAT THING'S LOADED!
...for sex,
they decide on 'washing machine'.
Later in bed that night husband says,
Washing machine.
Wife replies, Not tonight darling I have a sore head.
Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says,
Washing machine.
Husband replies,
Too late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.
....what a load of Poppycock!
I could see it in her eyes.
Apparently they were mad at me for saying Get a load of this guy every time someone walked in.
An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
I said "Get a load of this guy," every time someone walked in.
I kept saying, "Get a load of this guy!", when someone walked in.
A mum is cleaning her 12year old son's bedroom and finds a load of bondage gears and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband, "What do I do?"
He says, "I'm not sure, but whatever you do, don't spank him!"
Get a load of this guy
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