The Best 35 Down Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Down jokes. There are some down jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these down puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Down Jokes and Puns

Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes.

It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something.

Ever since I've downloaded Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest...

I wish I hadn't downloaded Reddit.

I regreddit.

I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.

It's syncing now.

I don't downvote.

It's bad karma.

I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches...

Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.

My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM

Did that bother you?

Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet.

I downloaded a Lego app today.

It bricked my phone.

I've just downloaded a copy of the Bible from the internet…

When I'd finished, it said, "Saved."

I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D

I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice for my navigation system

Now it just tells me to find my own way.

You can explore down reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean down dad jokes. There are also down puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Will get downvoted like mad but Im drunk so I dont care (higly racist)

Why do Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"???

Cause black people have no rights...

Im sorry

I downloaded corn onto my computer.

It messed up the kernel.

I usually say 'Autumn' instead of 'Fall'.

Sometimes it can be my downautumn.

Downside to a threesome?

You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1

What's The Downside To Eating A Clock?

It's time consuming.

I tried to download an ATV.

But it was a bit Buggy.

I downloaded Chrome on my Samsung Smart Fridge.

It became an oven.

What is the best way to download a YouTube video?

Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

You wouldn't download a car

Cause trailer are free

Q. What's the downside to having 1000 grams?

A. The pinches on the cheeks get old real fast.

I just downloaded a video of Luis Suarez's best moments

It was three mega bites

I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today...

It crashed.

There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill.

That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66

What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common?

They're both period drama

I downloaded some hymns for my ipod

New praylist.

I downloaded this new app. It's great, it tells you what to wear, what to eat, what's unhealthy and if you've put on weight.

It's called the Daily Mail

What is the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming.

- From LOU Part II

I downloaded a book on Ethics from the PirateBay

I hadn't gotten to that chapter yet

How do you download an elephant?

One byte at a time

What's a down-side of being a paedophile?

You have to go to bed early.

I had to go downtown the other day for a meeting about fireplaces.

It was at a real hole in the wall.

I went downtown and apparently today the shops do trick-or-treating.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the down jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working down piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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