The Best 17 Dove Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dove jokes. There are some dove blackbird jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dove bird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dove Jokes and Puns

The bird of Love is the dove, but what's the bird of true love?

A swallow

A men goes to a priest...

-Father, I am a sinner...-
-So, what you've dove?-
-I hid a jew in my basement during the second world war.-
-But this one isn't a sin, it's a very honorable thing.-
-I made him pay 300 pounds a month-
-Well, those are a lot of money but you saved him so you can go and may God be with you.-
-Ok then but... should i tell him that the war is over?-

and oldie but a goodie

back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.

when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "fart" fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single fart sends you all the way across the river"

Dove joke, and oldie but a goodie

If a dove is a bird of peace, what is a bird of true love?

A swallow.

If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love?

The swallow.


What does the revolutionary dove say?

Coup, coup!

If a Dove is the 'Bird Of Peace' then what's the 'Bird Of True Love'?

The Swallow

Dove joke, If a Dove is the 'Bird Of Peace' then what's the 'Bird Of True Love'?

What's the difference between a dove and a swallow?

Your mom didn't dove half the guys in the US

What is the bird of peace?

Dove.

What is the bird of prey?
Eagle

What is the bird of oral sex?
Swallow

If the Bald Eagle is the symbol of freedom and the Dove is the symbol of peace, what bird is the symbol of love?

The swallow.

It's for the birds...

What kind of bird represents peace? The pure white (Dove)
What kind of bird represents wisdom? The wise old (Owl)
What kind of bird represents birth control? Sound of gagging. (the Swallow)

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Why did the bird do at the pool last summer?

Dove.

Why couldn't the one-eyed scuba diver gauge how far he dove?

He had no depth perception

What sound does a dove make before taking over the government?

Coup, coup!

When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash.

I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds.

What did the bar of soap do when he got to the edge of the cliff?

He Dove.

Dove joke, What did the bar of soap do when he got to the edge of the cliff?

What do Jeremy Lin after a win and Dove chocolate have in common?

They both give women one square inch of joy.

Came up with this after seeing the Dove commercial and remembering that Tweet from the news reporter about Jeremy Lin giving a girl three inches of pain.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dove seagull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dove pigeon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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