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16 douse jokes and hilarious douse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about douse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Douse Short Jokes

Short douse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The douse humour may include short dose jokes also.

  1. How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match
  2. Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
  3. Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
  4. How do you turn a cat into a dog? Douse it in gasoline, set it alight, and it goes **WOOOOF**

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Douse One Liners

Which douse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with douse? I can suggest the ones about puddle and glove.

  1. How do you make a cat go "woof"? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire.
  2. [NSFL] How do you turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline and light it on fire. *Whoof*.
  3. How do you get a cat to say woof Douse it in petrol and set in on fire
    \*whoof\*
  4. How do you make a cat say woof? Douse it in gas and light it on fire.
  5. How do you make a cat go "woof"? Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match.
    WOOF!

Douse joke, How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about douse can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of douse puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Douse Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about douse you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make douse prank.

The traffic jam in Russia.

There is a massive traffic jam somewhere in Russia. A driver sits idling in his car.
Suddenly a man approaches and knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Putin and are asking for a 20 million rubel ransom!
Otherwise, they are going to douse him in gasoline and set him on fire!"
The man continues "We are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks "Okay, how much is everyone else giving?"
The man replies "Oh, about a gallon or so."

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,"What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all the politicians , and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations".
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks...
The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."

ISIS takes Congress hostage

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire."
"We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

Ambush Watch

Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

The GOP gets kidnapped

The kidnappers demand the ransom of 500M USD or they will douse them in gas and light them on fire.
So there were people in the streets collecting donations, and they asked me at an intersection
"You must have heard the news recently. Could you spare a little to help us out in this initiative?"
"How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon, give or take"

Douse joke, How do you make a cat say woof?

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