Douglas Jokes

Funniest Douglas Short Jokes

Short douglas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The douglas humour may include short graham jokes also.

1. what do you call a man with a shovel? Doug
   What do you call a man without a shovel?
   Douglas
2. What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
3. My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes He identifies as a douglas furry
4. Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom.
5. Douglas was a grave digger but he fell into a grave and died. I guess he Doug his own grave.
6. What do you call a man holding a shovel? Doug
   What do you call the same man without a shovel?
   Douglas

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Douglas One Liners

Which douglas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with douglas? I can suggest the ones about spade and dale.

1. You can't be woke all the time. Even Fredrick Douglas wore cotton.
2. What do you call a fast food company that also manufactures airliners? McDonald's Douglas
3. Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas
4. Flying is like throwing yourself at the ground... ...and miss.
   Quote by Douglas Adams.
5. Douglas Adams on "How to Leave the Planet"
6. Name? Douglas
   Male?
   Yes
   Born?
   Yes
7. "Hey, did you catch the game last night?" "Yeah, Michael Douglas was fantastic in it!"
8. what do you call Douglas with no jug Jugless
9. Why general Douglas MacArthur > Jesus He returned

Witty Douglas Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about douglas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make douglas pranks.