The Best 46 Doughnuts Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Doughnuts jokes. There are some doughnuts kreme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doughnuts cop doughnut puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Doughnuts Jokes and Puns
Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club?
The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands.
Who's the most popular woman?
The one who can get the last one without using hers.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
"With jam in!"
What did he say to his friend who asked for one?
"I hope you like jam in too!"
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work.
What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?
They have to go through the glazing.
I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?
His Doughnuts.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts
I got arrested today
I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts
Wi' jamin.
Did you hear about the guy who died from eating too many doughnuts?
You could say...
He went out in a glaze of glory
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Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony?
The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
The most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.
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What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?
Doughnuts.
What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it).
I heard it was healthy to eat nuts
So I've been eating lots of doughnuts
My sex life is such a disaster...
My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts.
The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window'
The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'
Police Officer: "Sir, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
Citizen: "Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Who is the most popular guy on a nude beach?
The guy carrying two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.
*ba dum dishhhh* Yeah, don't worry people. Like this joke, I recycle a lot of things. No need to thank me - you're welcome.
Doughnuts make u go nuts
What kind of doughnuts do the KKK prefer? White powdered doughnuts
Told to me by a 12YO: "How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?..."
"He doesn't like doughnuts. He's dead."
popular male at a nudist colony
Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Army Post
A friend of mine recently back from his time in the army told me about one night, at his military base when he woke up about 2am, went outside - and he saw doughnuts, eclairs, cakes of all sizes scattered over the yard - but not another person in sight. Then he realised...
They had desserted their post.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
...He doesn't, he's dead...
One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.
I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got tired of the hole thing!
The police say that they burn all the weed they confiscate...
That would explain the doughnuts...
A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"
I like my women like I like my doughnuts.
So fat that their holes are closed.
What does ADHD stand for?
Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!
What are strange doughnuts made out of?
Weird doughs...
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach ?
The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl ?
The one that can eat the last doughnut. . .
Why did my office shutdown after I brought in doughnuts?
Someone said I was the bomb
What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys testicles?
Doughnuts
A sheep, two doughnuts, and a snake walked into a bar.
Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
There *is* a difference between doughnuts and donuts
**Ugh!**
I used to eat a dozen doughnuts and hate myself. So I went on a diet, and I have made some real progress!
Now I hate myself after only one doughnut!
How did the man become the most popular at the nudist colony?
He caught six doughnuts with no hands.
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?
The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.
Who is the most popular woman?
The one who can eat the last doughnut
Irish Doughnuts
Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.
A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy.
I don't know, but i never met a sick one in my entire life.
Why did the baker quit making doughnuts?
He was fed up with the hole business!
Eyes give everything away.
A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts!! I'll see myself out.
So the cops caught me doing doughnuts in my car today.
I know what you're thinking. Who the hell names their dog doughnuts
Where were the first doughnuts made?
In grease!
Who's the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy who can walk around with a cup off a coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
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