Following is our collection of funny Doughnut jokes. There are some doughnut wholemeal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doughnut cop doughnut puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
She was fed up with the hole business.
They have to go through the glazing.
I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
w' jammin it
You dough-nut know me
The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
The most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.
Now I have a glazy eye.
he takes a sip from his doughnut.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
He was a real dough-nut.
Diets are Hard!
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...you look a little glazed
A short-sighted Scottish man to a baker "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
The Baker replies "You're right - that's a doughnut mate"
What kind of doughnuts do the KKK prefer? White powdered doughnuts
Cluedough
A doughnut
A doughnut
She got fed up with the hole business.
White Powder!
I doughnut care.
A doughnut
"No, you're right, it's a doughnut."
"Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."
Doughnut talk to me.
The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl ?
The one that can eat the last doughnut. . .
What bread has a center that you cannot eat?
Doughnut.
As it had a hole in it
It was filling!
Now I hate myself after only one doughnut!
So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.
Does that make it a doughnut hole?
The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.
Who is the most popular woman?
The one who can eat the last doughnut
Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me
In grease!
To which the baker replies No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?
Mike answered, Want to split two?
One once was hole, but now it's knot.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doughnut dunkin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working doughnut biscuit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.