Amusing & Witty Doughnut Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory...
She was fed up with the hole business.
What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?
They have to go through the glazing.
I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?
w' jammin it
What did one doughnut say to the doughnut he just met?
You dough-nut know me
Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony?
The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
The most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.
My wife threw a doughnut at my head.
Now I have a glazy eye.
A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research...
he takes a sip from his doughnut.
What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries.
He was a real dough-nut.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles
Diets are Hard!
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What did one doughnut say to the other...
...you look a little glazed
Myopic Scot walks into a bakery
A short-sighted Scottish man to a baker "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
The Baker replies "You're right - that's a doughnut mate"
Doughnuts make u go nuts
What kind of doughnuts do the k**... prefer? White powdered doughnuts
What do you call the m**... investigation of a doughnut?
Cluedough
What do you call a crazy person who loves money?
A doughnut
What nut is not gluten free?
A doughnut
Why did the manager of the doughnut factory quit her job?
She got fed up with the hole business.
What's a racist favorite doughnut?
White Powder!
What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?
I doughnut care.
What do you get when you j**... the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A doughnut
At the bakery, A Scotsman asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"No, you're right, it's a doughnut."
I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda's bakery.
"Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."
What did an angry doughnut say to his wife?
Doughnut talk to me.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach ?
The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl ?
The one that can eat the last doughnut. . .
Riddle Me This.
What bread has a center that you cannot eat?
Doughnut.
I took my doughnut back to the shop the other day
As it had a hole in it
One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing
It was filling!
I used to eat a dozen doughnuts and hate myself. So I went on a diet, and I have made some real progress!
Now I hate myself after only one doughnut!
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.
Does that make it a doughnut hole?
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?
The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.
Who is the most popular woman?
The one who can eat the last doughnut
I don't know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult
Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me
Where were the first doughnuts made?
In grease!
A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?
To which the baker replies No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
My brother was having a tough time losing weight.
Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?
Mike answered, Want to split two?
What's the difference between a Doughnut and a Pretzel?
One once was hole, but now it's knot.
What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies?
Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie.
Doughnuts
I got arrested the other night for doing doughnuts in the McDonald's car park… I know what your thinking, who names their dog doughnuts
