Doughboy Jokes

Funniest Doughboy Short Jokes

Short doughboy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doughboy humour may include short pastry jokes also.

1. What did the woman say after she was hit on by the Pillsbury Doughboy? "No thanks. I'm not into roll play."
2. Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start:
   What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?
   He had a stalemate.
3. What's it called when the Pillsbury doughboys girlfriend gets a yeast infection? Hole wheat.
4. It wasn't when the bully called me a big fat doughboy that hurt as much as the punch in my stomach. It left a big impression.
5. So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell and uh... ...I kinda feel weird about donuts now...
6. What makes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning? His girlfriend gave him a yeast infection!
7. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts.
   
8. When does the Pillsbury Doughboy pull out? 20 minutes at 350 degrees. If it's too moist, put it back in.
9. The Pillsbury Doughboy didn't make it very far in the baking competition. He just couldn't rise to the occasion
10. Did you guys hear, the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away. The doctor said he got a bad yeast infection.

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Doughboy One Liners

Which doughboy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doughboy? I can suggest the ones about lily and alas.

1. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts
2. I've always looked up to the Pillsbury doughboy. You could say he's my roll model.
3. What happened when things got hot between the doughboy and his girlfriend? They bread.
4. The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't date anymore He's been burned too many times
5. One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me. I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.
6. What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say? White Flower
7. Why does pillsbury doughboy hate being in water? because hes dunkin dough nuts!
8. The pillsbury doughboy has died... Of a yeast infection.
9. Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead..
10. What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts.
11. How did Betty Crocker get pregnate The pillsbury doughboy forgot to wear a wiener wrap
12. The Pillsbury Doughboy... Another sad case of battered man syndrome.
13. What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys t**...? Doughnuts
14. Yo momma's like the Pillsbury Doughboy, everybody pokes her.
15. Where does the Pillsbury Doughboy like to have s**... with his wife? In her bread box.

Happy Doughboy Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about doughboy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biscuit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doughboy pranks.