The Best 62 Dough Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dough jokes. There are some dough pillsbury jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dough cookie dough puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dough Jokes and Puns
My girlfriend asked me why I work at the bakery if I don't enjoy it.
I told her it's because I knead the dough.
So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...
And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.
The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."
But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"
"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."
Why did the baker go to work?
He kneaded the dough!
A father asked his son how baking school was going
"I knead some dough."
Is the bakery hiring?
Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.
My 11 y/o brother told me this
What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough
Why does the baker bake?
Because he kneads the dough.
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?
He didn't knead any more dough.
A man brought some cookies to a party...
His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.
"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.
"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.
He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."
I decided to start working at a bakery...
I knead the dough.
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I was going to be a baker
But I couldn't raise enough dough.
I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!
She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?
That's just what I kneaded!
Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?
Because they knead dough.
I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great...
I just kneaded the dough
I'm sorry, I'll leave now...
What did the unused dough say to the baker?
Why don't you knead me?
Being a baker is a great side-job...
...especially when I knead the dough.
Why are pizza makers always poor?
Because they knead dough to make a living.
What is dill bread made from?
Dill dough.
If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy"
Credit to my friend Chris
How do you unlock a door made of dough
With a cookey
Why do bakers go into business?
Because they knead the dough
What do you call an unidentified ginger bread man?
John Dough
I have a super secret baking recipe for bread
...Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis
I got a job at a bakery
Because I really kneaded the dough
Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job?
Because it's always getting baked.
Got fired from the bread factory last week
Now I am out of dough and I just spend my time loafing around. Tough times, no matter how you slice it.
What did the necromancer baker say to his dough?
"Riiiiiiiiiise!!!"
*i'll show myself out*
What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister?
One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.
What do you call an unknown baker?
John Dough
A guy starts his first day at a bakery...
The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."
"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.
"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."
I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?"
They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn't think so, it's on a knead to dough basis."
Why are bakers so crazy for dough?
They don't want it, they knead it.
Girl, your booty is like dough...
I knead it.
Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing?
Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.
What do you get when you jack off the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A doughnut
The best pizza I ever had was just a plain dough base
Nothing topped that.
I asked my local baker for her amazing bread recipe.
She said it's on a knead to dough basis.
I started working for a pizza company
I don't enjoy it, I just knead the dough
I ate too much cookie dough and got sick
It was an overdoughse.
I brought some cookie dough into work today...
...so I could use the oven there to bake some cookies for all the staff, but everyone gave me dirty looks when I put them in and turned the oven on.
My boss said I was "insensitive" and "fired from the crematorium".
What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
"I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough."
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, You wanna pizza me?
Why did the baker rob the bank?
Because he kneads the dough.
Why did I accept a job at a bakery?
I kneaded the dough.
Why are rich people bad at running a bakery?
Because they don't knead the dough
I took the job at a bakery
because I kneaded dough..
What kind of Marshall Arts does Challah Bread do?
JEW DOUGH!!
Did you hear about the two loaves of bread that fell in love?
They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.
Where were the first doughnuts made?
In grease!
Why did the baker become a theif?
Because he kneaded the dough
I got a new job at a bakery.
I took the job because I kneaded the dough.
What did the baker say when he found his lost dough?
That's exactly what I kneaded!
I work at a bakery. Why?
I knead the dough.
To make bread...
You knead dough
Why did the pizza shop close early?
Because they were rolling in dough
Why couldn't the baker buy a car?
Because he didn't make enough dough
I got fired from my job at Domino's that I didn't really care about and didn't do any work at anyway
I told my boss that's okay I don't even knead the dough
I heard that when the Pillsbury dough boy got older...
He turned into a really crumby person.
How do pizza makers make good money?
They are always rolling in dough.
Why are artisan bakeries so expensive?
Because the bakers knead the dough..
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