The Best 5 Douchebags Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Douchebags jokes. There are some douchebags arseholes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these douchebags merica puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Douchebags Jokes and Puns

The school hired me as a photographer

So I was hired to photograph a school event and when I walked up to the doors these security guys stared me down and asked what I was doing

I started to reach for my camera and said I was the school shooter

And the douchebags jumped on me and cuffed me!

Which country has the most douchebags?

The Republic of Chad

Why are suicidal cannibals such douchebags?

Because they're full of themselves.

You guys seen that wizard in McDonald's who is invisible to douchebags?

No? just me?

Nice guys finish first

But douchebags always come first


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the douchebags mobil jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working douchebags hipsters piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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